Come play cards against humanity with me and others from my discord server!
WHEN: Tonight (Sunday, August 20th 2017) at 7:30 pm (chicago time) WHERE: Message me for the link and password.
(also message me if you wanna join the discord we are looking for new members)
a bishop tweeted this
love this, so true!
How the hell do you switch between MST to EST timezones without feeling like shit?
You don’t.
Hey babe
@the-real-paul-ryan We are blessed to have eachother 😍😍😍
Aries: @the-real-hillary-clinton Taurus: @the-real-john-kasich Gemini: @the-real-alive-barbara-bush Cancer: @the-real-william-mckinley Leo: @the-real-rick-santorum Virgo: @the-real-mike-pence Libra: @the-real-karen-santorum Scorpio: @the-real-paul-ryan Sagittarius: @the-real-george-w-bush Capricorn: @the-real-michelle-obama Aquarius: @the-real-ted-cruz Pisces: @the-real-elder-george-bush
Pride readings 💕 (at Statesboro, Georgia)
Revelation 2:7 (via holytemple)
How are you handling the divorce?
FInE! WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!
You can talk to me, George.
sniffles I- I don’t want you and DIdDy to Get cries DivORced.
It’s for the best. Really. And now you get two Christmases!
BuT KaREns A bItCh, StEpDidDy.
That’s not a nice thing to say. And no, she’s not. She’ll love you very much.
@the-real-karen-santorum help me out here
@the-real-george-w-bush what can I do to change your opinion of me?
GoIn fAr fAr AwAy.
Other than that…
CalLIn 1-800-Go-ThEFuCk- AwAy
@the-real-karen-santorum really cares about you, George.
It’s true Georgie (can I call you that?) I really do care!!
grumbles …
*pats your shoulder lightly*
…
George, I think I’m going to have to get you vaccinated…
barks gO AwAy
George, you’re poisoned by….The KAREN disease. You need to be cured by the shot.
NO! rips clothes off, picks Michelle up, runs away to the woods
What the fuck
Did my son just go full Tarzan on me?
My God, he did.
WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
He just needs a mothers care 😀
How are you handling the divorce?
FInE! WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!
You can talk to me, George.
sniffles I- I don’t want you and DIdDy to Get cries DivORced.
It’s for the best. Really. And now you get two Christmases!
BuT KaREns A bItCh, StEpDidDy.
That’s not a nice thing to say. And no, she’s not. She’ll love you very much.
@the-real-karen-santorum help me out here
@the-real-george-w-bush what can I do to change your opinion of me?
GoIn fAr fAr AwAy.
Other than that…
CalLIn 1-800-Go-ThEFuCk- AwAy
@the-real-karen-santorum really cares about you, George.
It’s true Georgie (can I call you that?) I really do care!!
grumbles …
*pats your shoulder lightly*
…
What, too much?
@the-real-paul-ryan hypothetically speaking, say I wanted to know who a certain someone was texting during our meetings with Senator McConnell. Let’s say that certain someone is you. Who would you be texting?
Hehe, it was just @the-real-karen-santorum . We were talking about… Dinner. Yeah! Dinner!
*giggles* If that was dinner what’s for dessert? 😛
We need to have a, um, Bible study tomorrow in my office on The Hill.
I do not know what you two are planning. Quite frankly I do not want to know…. but have you forgotten we have a meeting with Sen McConnell tomorrow, Paul????
It’s not gonna take all day. And, anyway, it’s been a while since me and Karen had a… Bible study.
Well Sarah and I haven’t- that’s not the point. I expect your presence at 3pm. McConnell had a new bill he wanted us to look at.
On my way buddy boy.
Thank god. Also, no phones. McConnell’s idea. Definitely.
*is already sexting Karen* Huh?
@herefornowiguess at least it’s not you know who. Paul, hand your phone over.
You can’t make me.
Why does it matter? It’s not like you have anything to hide.
There are some… sensitive photographs.
?????
PAUL YOU BITCH, YOU BETTER NOT STILL HAVE MY NUDES
No you imbecile, he has mine…
HE DOESN’T HAVE YOUR NUDES YOU MORON!!!
Is true. The only nudes I want to look at are Karen’s.
So Inspired
How are you handling the divorce?
FInE! WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!
You can talk to me, George.
sniffles I- I don’t want you and DIdDy to Get cries DivORced.
It’s for the best. Really. And now you get two Christmases!
BuT KaREns A bItCh, StEpDidDy.
That’s not a nice thing to say. And no, she’s not. She’ll love you very much.
@the-real-karen-santorum help me out here
@the-real-george-w-bush what can I do to change your opinion of me?
GoIn fAr fAr AwAy.
Other than that…
CalLIn 1-800-Go-ThEFuCk- AwAy
@the-real-karen-santorum really cares about you, George.
It’s true Georgie (can I call you that?) I really do care!!
grumbles …
*pats you on the head*
@the-real-paul-ryan hypothetically speaking, say I wanted to know who a certain someone was texting during our meetings with Senator McConnell. Let’s say that certain someone is you. Who would you be texting?
Hehe, it was just @the-real-karen-santorum . We were talking about… Dinner. Yeah! Dinner!
*giggles* If that was dinner what’s for dessert? 😛
We need to have a, um, Bible study tomorrow in my office on The Hill.
I do not know what you two are planning. Quite frankly I do not want to know…. but have you forgotten we have a meeting with Sen McConnell tomorrow, Paul????
It’s not gonna take all day. And, anyway, it’s been a while since me and Karen had a… Bible study.
Well Sarah and I haven’t- that’s not the point. I expect your presence at 3pm. McConnell had a new bill he wanted us to look at.
On my way buddy boy.
Thank god. Also, no phones. McConnell’s idea. Definitely.
*is already sexting Karen* Huh?
@herefornowiguess at least it’s not you know who. Paul, hand your phone over.
You can’t make me.
Why does it matter? It’s not like you have anything to hide.
There are some… sensitive photographs.
?????
PAUL YOU BITCH, YOU BETTER NOT STILL HAVE MY NUDES
No you imbecile, he has mine…
HE DOESN’T HAVE YOUR NUDES YOU MORON!!!
