The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

this is magical reblog for good karma

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

THERE IS A DEAF CHARACTER WHO USES ASL IN THE DRAGON PRINCE I LOVE HER

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

harry ‘go hard or go home’ potter agreeing to a wizard duel with malfoy when he knows like one spell is the most adorable thing

Dismissing Romeo and Juliet as dumb horny teens is OUT, crying because every attempt these children made to show love, kindness and tolerance in the face of senseless hate only led to more violence and death is IN

crosspoint: the entire thing was that they were dumb kids. reading R&J growing up goes in stages: “this was so sad” “they’re so fucking dumb what the fuck” “this was so fucking sad”. 

they’re dumb kids. there’s plenty of textual evidence they are both sort of selfish in their love (ie Romeo’s on the rebound, Juliet just super doesn’t want to get married to Paris and is desperate for anything-except-that-guy) and a lot of evidence they didn’t truly know each other/see each other for anything but for a romantic ideal (the entire “but soft” monologue intentionally uses grandiose terms and basically translates to “oh fuck she’s pretty”). they literally can’t even communicate essential information correctly. in my opinion they’re not a good match – and shakespeare knows how to write a good match.

but they should have been allowed to be dumb kids. 

the families had gotten to a point that even love - even stupid, selfish, childish love - devolved into violence. while the scenes they share are peaceful until the end, their solo scenes are dominated by violence - romeo with physical violence and juliet suffering the violence of having been essentially sold to an older man. they took the violence that they were surrounded by and turned it onto themselves. they had been raised in it, had been cultivated by it, and when they faced adversity, violence was inevitably the only thing they knew how to control. juliet - soft, innocent, sympathetic juliet - is the final death. and hers is by a wielded blade.

they weren’t trying to be a beacon of kindness or tolerance. but they were just kids. and what had seemed perfectly sensible (after all, the feud had resulted in death in either side, the rage made sense), the suddenness of a truly…. senseless death - who else can the families blame but themselves. no more finger pointing. after trying to hurt each other for so long, they only hurt themselves.

i’m convinced r&j isn’t about a one true love. juliet is the only one who calls it true love, the narrator certainly doesn’t. the first monologue describes it as “piteous“. instead, i think it’s about how it shouldn’t have been their last love. romeo and juliet could have been a romantic comedy about how fast kids fall in love with the stupidest things, how they make declarations of true love by the hour, how they float from one person to another, how they call crushes true love without knowing each other’s middle names.

it could have been a comedy. and i think, kind of, that’s what makes it such a perfect, terrible tragedy.

Anyway Singing In The Rain is gay and poly as hell and I have the #receipts

Featured: Cosmo Brown Platonically Totally Not Proposing To His Best Friend

Don: “Im sad about that girl I saw the other night :((”

Cosmo: time for me to expend an unprecedented amount of energy to get him to smile!!

these two goobers have been looking all over town to find Kathy but I’m still emotional about how overjoyed they are to finally see her again. They’ve barely met her but they already love her a lot!!!!

Kathy and Don are about to go off and be het - I dont need to argue that the two of them are in love - but for now look at these three MUGS.

HERE IT COMES!! the most important moment in poly heaven!!!

THE REST UNDER A CUT BECAUSE IM NOT THAT MEAN

Oh hey you three! What are you up to? Just eating ham and cheese sandwiches and drinking milk?

(quick aside where Cosmo and kathy are already close enough to eachother that they have whole conversations about cheering Don up without saying a word)

Wait a second, Cosmo, what did you just say?

Its….. 1:30 in the morning?? You guys have been chilling out at Don’s house just…. chatting…. getting a post-midnight snack…. until one in the morning?? what a perfect time to SING A SONG ABOUT HOW IN LOVE YOU ALL ARE

it sure is guys

look at how they both have the exact same dancing relationship with Kathy this whole song even tho only two of them are in a romantic relationship

WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE POLY AND FROLIC AROUND WITH YOUR TRIAD

They’re literally just goofing around and having fun?? They’re having the time of their lives??

okay return to your regularly scheduled blogging while I cry

PSYCH I LIED THIS IS WHEN THEY KISS

I love it when you find a post that makes you like something you already liked even more!

ever wished you could find a gay playlist filled with actual gay songs/artists? look no further! i have a couple playlists on spotify, one dedicated to wlw songs and one dedicated to mlm songs. both are updated regularly!

clean slate.

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

the road is long, the path is narrow