A new drinking buddy! 🍎🍹🃏
My impsona!
Someone: I’m looking for people to shoot, if you’re in or visiting Detroit, please let me know if something can be arranged.
Hank: I live in Detroit please come kill me please.
Hank: Oh you were talking about photography lol my bad.
Connor: Lieutenant, I regret what happened earlier.
Hank: How did you get in here?
Connor: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security. I'm here to apologize.
This isn't REALLY my headcanon for the reverse au.....but can you imagine??🫢
[Male indentifying readers]
Hank: Hey [Name], am I straight?
Reader: not even a little bit
Hank: I meant my parking
Reader: Oh yeah, it's good, it's good
Hank: I have to break up with [Name].
Connor: Why?
Hank: He's made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. And that stops now.
part 2, because I have no life
part 3, damn people, I love your full of emotions and madness tags under reblogs please don't be ashamed of them and don't stop yourselves
i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap
can you IMAGINE seeing adam west walk into an orgy and just start Being Batman… holy shit
This is litteraly my favorite anecdote ever
dick: out
tiddies: out
batman: ON