cryptid mood of the day: looking up at Denny’s and seeing a french fry taped on the ceiling

please don’t tap on the glass

class lecture:

1 + 1 = 2

homework:

Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left?

exam:

You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish in the patio running to the store to purchase 57 commodities. What is the volume of the water bottle in mm³? 

you would not believe your eyes

if you were just really blind

SPLATOON!

this is my entry for a Splatoon 2 comp over on Nintendo UK, super fun to draw i don’t think i’ve done such a huge image in a long time! 

I think my favourite part is the jelly boy on the flag line, that or the hidden switch logo :3c

You would not believe your seat

Boot too big for gotdamn feet 

@chemistreat hey is this what u wnated I fixed my effort machine

no offense to shippers :()

hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice

You know… From the Squid Sisters.

Confession: whenever I read or write y/n in a fic I’m actually too lazy to insert my own name in my mind to the story so I read as if your name was an actual name, probably spelled urname

Splatoon 2 direct featuring NEW singers! And a Splatfest before the game comes out! Ice Cream vs Cake for US and in Japan its Rock Vs Pop Music!

（〃・ω・〃）

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