His giggle at the end my god hes cute

My heart 😍

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

I’ve had enough of this school

wealth!!!

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

why has nobody drawn loss in loss

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

cody christian, the love of my life

brit42984@codychristian at Bello magazine’s Christmas party last week. (Credit to @only1sirjones )

Mornings (C.C Imagine)

Your eyes flutter open as the sun strikes through curtains disturbing your peaceful slumber. You groan and bury your head deeper into Cody’s chest.

“Time to get up princess”, he says in a deep raspy voice as he places a soft kiss on your head. “Uh uh”, was all you managed to moan out before snuggling further into Cody. “Come on babe, we gotta get up and start the day”, Cody tries to convince you again but you still refused to get up.

You swung your leg over his waist and hoped it worked cause he usually can’t contain himself when you do this. As if he had read your mind, he placed his hand on your thigh and began massaging. You slowly took his hand and placed it more further up your thigh so he was almost touching your butt.

“I know what you’re doing”, he mumbled. “Is it working?”, you asked hopefully. His hand moved to your ass and he starts to rub and massage it. “I’ll take that as a yes”, you smirked slighty.

“As much as I love this, I’m kinda hungry”, he said before placing his hand under your lace underwear to rest his hand directly on your ass. “Do you think you could make me some breakfast?”, he asked as a gave your ass a little squeeze.

“I’m gonna need some incentive”, you say peeking up at him whilst tightening your grip around his waist. He smirks slighty before flipping you on your back. He looks you straight in the eye and bends down to kiss you.

The kiss is soft and slow. He pulls your legs up to his waist and grips your ass firmly causing you to gasp. He takes this opportunity to allow his tongue access to your mouth causing you to let out an involuntary moan. You feel him smile against your lips so you decide to have a little fun.

You run your nails up his bare back and into his hair. His hair is quite long since he’s been filming Teen Wolf so you hand instantly gets lost in his hair. You tug on it slighty causing him to groan into you mouth and grip your ass a little tighter.

He slides his hands up your shirt (his shirt that you had slept in) and cups your breast. You moan again as he begans to kneed your breast. He removes his lips from yours and starts to work on your neck. Leaving little nips and kisses from your jawline to your collarbone that you know will be a pain to cover up later.

Suddenly all contact is removed. His hands are removed from underneath your shirt. His lips are no longer on your neck and he is standing at the end of the bed instead of being on top of you.

“What the- Cody! What are you doing?”, you asked quite frustrated. “You said you needed some incentive so I gave a preview of the incentive you will get if you make me breakfast”, he says with an evil smirk on his face.

“Arggg, fine. You’re lucky you’re cute!”, you give in and roll out of bed. “That’s my girl”, he says as he slaps your ass and winks at you when you walk pass him.

Cody during the Bello Mag Interviews, September 2017

Source: Youtube

okay, we’ll go

If you keep looking he’s gonna see you. Get back.