Did you stay in and get some?
I stayed in and had coffee while reading erotica. So, no, I didn’t get any. Regret it every second.
Reading? You read people fucking instead of going out and doing it yourself. Buddy I hate to break it to you, but fuck man, you're doing it all wrong.
You can say that again. You know what’s even hotter? Doing it in person.
Of course it is! That’s just scientific fact. I almost went out tonight to get it, but I stayed in.
Did you stay in and get some?
Look what you’ve done. All you horny fucks have gone and put me in a mood.
Isn’t it a bloody bitch? I won’t lie, the pictures are hot.
You can say that again. You know what's even hotter? Doing it in person.
Look what you've done. All you horny fucks have gone and put me in a mood.
Hello? @sawyerdom
Let me just go ahead a reiterate how much I fucking hate camping. These fucking bug bites wont stop itching and I’m going to go insane.
[Text] Will you come over tonight?
Text: Yeah, I don’t have anything else to do. What’s up?
[PM] Curiosity. I just want to know what I can improve on.
PM: You don't need to improve on shit, Ocean, unless you want to.
[PM] What can I do to be a better dominant?
PM: Huh? Where the fuck is this coming from?
[PM] Land Boy, can I ask you an important question? You have to be completely honest with me.
[TL] PM: I’m always honest, Ocean.
The powers that be, apparently. Are you not a fan of camping?
Nope.
Isn’t that basically what camping is? Unless you go do the activies, you can just lounge around and enjoy the outdoors.
I’m not a fan of the outdoors.
It was mine. I did it to piss everyone off.
Oh yeah? Well fuck you.