Non-practicing Macarena Enthusiast

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

Finished this very wonky Pusheen plushie in time! It's 1 am

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

Common mistake of new tumblr users is that they start off by only following art accounts that only post like monthly, and then they're confused by why their dash is so dead. Girlie you need to get yourself some Post Hunter Gatherers too to get a more varied experience

theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars

all art is pixel art if you zoom in enough..

Maybe it's just miserable

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

@fantummenance

there should be more fat bitches in yuri. and everywhere else

nap on a patch of dandelions sounds great

print! | kofi ♡

I was helping CrystelLand photograph babies from her recent sand boa and rosy boa litters using the light tent set up last night. This was one of my favorites from the sand boa side. They are so cute, and despite the shy-looking pose here, very wriggly and bold! 

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