root beer float = anthropocene sea foam

im taking leaves off trees and dissolving them in whole milk

watching doctor doolittle

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

to celebrate the fifa sport soccer i wear shin guards 24/7 at all times like a cast kind of. ancient military holograms try to take them off me as if they ever could

i am in the fucking tabloids again

man what of i got a power that makes me get sucked into cyberspace on my computer and had to kill a computer virus every day to live and download food Would you save somebody like me stuck in a PC Would you save me yes or no (no take backs)

while i was gone i made it so illusions of beautiful spectral women and their boyfriends will stand around me to watch me play riven the sequel to myst when i play it, and theyll even give me hints and say that im doing really great at the game but they say it in my voice

my big damn cigar. and you know ill smoke it fully

underwater and laughing

driving around in the tiniest goddam tank youve ever seen. laughably small tank like the size of a shopping cart (Dillards anyone?). feel pathetic but my daily damage output is increasing on the regular

got a great opportunity. will be in the next episode of any Tv show youre watching but especially the news

i am landlocked dear

im sweeter than a sunflower and taller than a tree and shorter than a mountain. and shorter than a sunflower. get to know me

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i cant hear you my couches squeak so loud. like wupy cushions. can you hear me though