Impressively well calibrated so far.

It's remarkably close but there's actually no good reason for this to be a random sample of tumblr users. E.g. I would expect perverts to share this more widely than non-perverts, and perhaps for pervert tumblr users to be generally more active than the non-perverts.

I'm definitely less

The most delicious non-vegetable ever slandered by children's cartoons

Deeply disappointed that the lead result is just assuming it'll be gross without actually finding out first 😔 you have been tainted by decades of "hold the anchovies!" as a boomer meme.

Notice that of those who have tried it, over twice as many found it tolerable to great!

When baked into a pizza they partially dissolve, infusing the sauce and dough with rich umami. The half melted remnants of the tiny filet are a burst of salt that can be intense, but quickly balanced out by the cheese and crust, and then whatever you chose as a beverage becomes twice as sweet and refreshing anyway.

What they absolutely do NOT do is make a pizza taste like seafood. Unless you're extra sensitive to it, the "fishiness" of brined then cooked anchovy should be too subtle to notice most of the time, if they're made correctly. I like one little anchovy per slice, which is how most places do it anyway.

Olives, on the other hand, I just cannot get used to. Can't believe these poor little beautiful anchovies have to share a perfectly good pizza with those weird rubbery blobs of bitter funk! 😞 Guess some people are just weird!

I LOVE anchovies on pizza! I will hunt down restaurants that have them, or buy my own to put them on frozen pizzas.

They're salty so you have to be careful about the amount and other salty things on the pizza, but if done right they aren't fishy in the least. They'll taste rich and nutty and practically melt 💘 anchovy pizza my love

Yes exactly just a "rich" flavor! They should not taste fishy!

But also

Seriously why do multiple people mention crunchy bones

ANXHOVIES DO NOT "CRUNCH" 😧😧😧

Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow

JESSE, RAISE THE SHIELDS

when the ending of hades 2 is melinoe beats chronos’ ass and frees her family and she gets zagreus’ boons as the god of blood or maybe they even go on a postgame joint adventure omggggg (i am deeply delusional)

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

Dungeon Meshi - Laios & Falin

I would never disobey you like your current, foolish servant. You scepter is so beautiful btw..

I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It's price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

you want what

FUCKING GETCH OU

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