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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

(via @they-bite)

Official Pussy Post

LOL

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

why do the burger king employees always blast my whooper with mayo as if they want the damn thing pregnant

whooper??????????

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

boop :)

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

Microsoft Office 2004 icons

me when i fucking boop you