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AND I AM THE RAIN KING

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indie mixed canon BELLAMY BLAKE based on kass morgan's t100 novels and jroth's t100 tv show.
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im so mad we’re back on rectangles i used them in like 2016 and everyone thought i was weird so i made MILLIONS OF SQUARE ICONS to go with the crowd but if you use photoscape it is literally the easiest way to make rectangle icons ever made esp if you use crop because it’ll do a weird cut in the middle to like make ur icons aes for you already you don’t even GOTTA FUCKING TRY BUT NOW I HAVE ALL THESE FUCKING SQUareS

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  • ❛❛ Seriously, that was your best idea? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I didn’t know what I was expected. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ How humanity survived so long is a mystery to me. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I’m surrounded by idiots. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ How are you going to explain this shit away? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ What is wrong with you- No, what is right with you? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ And you just had to leave the body on my carpet? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I keep screaming but no one hears me. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Each time your mouth opens all that comes out is the sound of Mr. Bean. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ It takes time and patience to be a good person, neither of which I have enough off. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I tried to tell you not to, but like, not too loud. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I just woke up and I’m already going back to bed. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ You haven’t choked on your tongue, that on itself is surprising. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ There’s nothing I hate more than everything. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Maybe I was the idiot for aligning myself with you guys. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Is that blood? I swear to god if the feds show up again- ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ What the fuck do you want me to do? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ You fucked your way into this, and you’re gonna have to unfuck yourself. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ You’re being nice, so where is the body and get the shovel. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I was a good kid, how did I end up with you fuckers. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Yeah, I knew that was going to end up badly. I just needed to watch it happen. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I’m not even going to comment. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Oh, for fuck’s sake. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ What did you do now? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ That breaks several international laws, state laws, country laws, and nautical laws. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ As long as you drop everything and focus on me, I should be fine. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I don’t like this, so I’m going to bed. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ People in the dark ages had this figured out, but no. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I’m going nowhere near any kids, polio is too hip and cool among parents for my tastes. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ What are you doing? Why are you touching me? No. Help. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I don’t like what your thinking and I don’t even know what it is. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ That’s enough emotions for today, goodnight. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I have depression and I’m depressed, Karen. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I’ll find out what you’re hiding, and when I do, I’ll be really pissed. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Did you just now figure it out? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Their evil plan wasn’t even that complicated yet it completely went through you? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Are you even listening to me? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ What are you waiting for, a formal invitation? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ We’re not friends, I just need you alive. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Do you even know what a book is? A b-o-o-k. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Are you dumb, or did you just drink a bottle of horse tranquilizer? ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Common sense is the sixth sense you’re all missing. ❜❜  
  • ❛❛ Look at me, look into the face of a broken person. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I don’t hate you as much as I do others, that’s it. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I don’t know why you woke me up, I was busy playing girl. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Please remove me as your emergency contact, my phone won’t stop ringing. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ You’re not dead so it clearly worked. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ Why would I do that- This better be good coffee. ❜❜ 
  • ❛❛ I’m going to regret this, but I would miss you if you died. ❜❜ 
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im this essay im here to talk about how the definition of irony is calling something a word that it isnt like when a big guy gets called tiny.

alanis morissette wrote a song called ironic. but not one of things she states are ironic are actually not ironic. so she is calling things ironic when they arent. the definiton of irony. welcome to my ted talk.

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♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’ ’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’ ’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’ ’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’ ’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’ ’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’ ’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’ ’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’ ’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’ ’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’ ’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’ ’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’ ’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’ ’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’ ’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’ ’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’ ’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’ ’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’ ’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’ ’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’ ’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’ ’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’ ’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’ ’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’ ’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’ ’ That’s called prudent planning. ’ ’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’ ’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’ ’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’ ’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’ ’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’ ’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’ ’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’ ’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’ ’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’ ’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’ ’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’ ’ Where should I make a donation? ’ ’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’ ’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’ ’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’ ’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’ ’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’ ’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’ ’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’ ’ You did a porno movie? ’ ’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’ ’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’ ’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’ ’ How could you be so stupid? ’ ’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’ ’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’ ’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’ ’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’ ’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’ ’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’ ’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’ ’ Do you remember our first date? ’ ’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’ ’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’ ’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’ ’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’ ’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’ ’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’ ’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’ ’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’ ’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’ ’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’ ’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’ ’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’ ’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’ ’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’ ’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’ ’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’ ’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’ ’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’ ’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’ ’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’ ‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’ ’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’ ’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’ ’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’ ’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’ ’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’ ’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’ ’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’ ’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’ ’ What does that have to do with anything? ’ ’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’ ’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’ ’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’ ’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’ ’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’ ’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’ ’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’ ’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’ ’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’ ’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’ ’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’ ’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’ ’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’ ’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’ ’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’ ’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’ ’ I’m getting the last word! ’ ’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’ ’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’ ’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’ ’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’ ’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’ ’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’

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* animal’s people prompts

animal’s people is a novel by indra sinha. tw: violence.
  • ‘ people break promises. ’
  • ‘ how can this be a bad thing? ’
  • ‘ there’s a word. ’
  • ‘ sleep stays far away. ’
  • ‘ needs a fucking lesson in manners. ’
  • ‘ hope is a crutch for weaklings. ’
  • ‘ what was the book about? ’
  • ‘ nowhere else to go. ’
  • ‘ it has everything to do with you. ’
  • ‘ i’m too tired to be angry. ’
  • ‘ are you hurt bad? ’
  • ‘ look at you, covered in bruises. ’
  • ‘ you’re a good kid. ’
  • ‘ she has a real soft spot for you. ’
  • ‘ cheer up, you used to be alive. ’
  • ‘ look at you, covered in bruises. and that black eye. ’
  • ‘ a broken rib may mend, but your nature you can never change. ’
  • ‘ outrageous things are going on in my skull. ’
  • ‘ just love making me look stupid. ’
  • ‘ he kneed me in the face. it hurt. ’
  • ‘ confession is like puking, you can’t stop till you’re empty. ’
  • ‘ who else was going to stick up for me? ’
  • ‘ come, son, eat. ’
  • ‘ rest by the fire, stay wrapped up, i’m going to get food. ’
  • ‘ you and me, sweetheart, our life is tragedy. ’
  • ‘ today we’ll have a feast. ’
  • ‘ sounds like you hate it. ’
  • ‘ this feverish dream gradually faded and became my new life. ’
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a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

  • ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  • ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  • ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  • ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  • ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  • ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  • ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  • ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  • ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  • ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  • ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  • ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  • ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  • ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  • ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  • ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  • ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  • ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  • ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  • ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  • ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  • ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  • ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  • ❝ he adores you. ❞
  • ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  • ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  • ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  • ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  • ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  • ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  • ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  • ❝ then kill me. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  • ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  • ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  • ❝ stop! ❞
  • ❝ let them watch. ❞
  • ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  • ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  • ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  • ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  • ❝ you love him? ❞
  • ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  • ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  • ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  • ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  • ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  • ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  • ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  • ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  • ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  • ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  • ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  • ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  • ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  • ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  • ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  • ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  • ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  • ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  • ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  • ❝ I’m married. ❞
  • ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  • ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  • ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  • ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  • ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  • ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  • ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  • ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  • ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  • ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  • ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  • ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  • ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  • ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  • ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  • ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  • ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  • ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  • ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  • ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  • ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  • ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  • ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  • ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  • ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  • ❝ this is my home. ❞
  • ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  • ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  • ❝ fuck me. ❞
  • ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  • ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  • ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  • ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  • ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  • ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
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