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Awkward and Anxious

@awkward-blunt-miserableatbest

I’m Sam, I’m 20 somethin and I guess this is a lil bit of everything me? Feel free to send me asks and such, especially about my cursed cat.
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your blog is SO cool. I would like to know more about your cursed cat I see it has lovely eyes and a nefarious grin

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Omg thank you so much!! 🥹 His name is Lance (Lance Christopher if he’s extra spicy), and he’s 12 ish years old! Let’s see. He’s a FIV+ rescue and I think I’ve had him for close to 8 years now c: the only thing he loves more than snuggles is probably food, and depending on the day I rank somewhere in the top three of his priorities 😂

He’s more intelligent than any critter should be, oddly obsessed with the oven, and extremely cursed. His talents include throwing his voice 15+ft through closed doors, opening doors humans struggle with, teleporting, and creating the most foul scents known to man 😂 and I wouldn’t trade him for anything 💚 also he loves tummy rubs and has a smiley face on his tummy (when he hasn’t licked his nipples bare to showcase them to the world) 😂

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Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

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infwecteds

this turned out so cute !! ⋆˚🐾˖°

tagging @pink-stardusts-blog, @tanya5362, @polahusband, @historicalshroe, and any of my other mutuals who want to join <3

I couldn't get it to look like me so I just tried to make it look fancy

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neylo

Have a flat cat version of me. I even own this scarf.

But anyone can become a flat cat!

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shrikeseams

I am at heart a Standard Brown Tabby (chonk edition). Thank you for the tag! 💚

Tagging: @bioluminescent-fungus, @twofoursixohjuan, @onemuseleft, @jaz-the-bard, @amethysttribble, and @sallysavestheday, plus anyone else who thinks it looks fun!

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jaz-the-bard

I'm just a fluffy kitty :) tagging @potatoobsessed999 @maglor-my-beloved @an-eldritch-peredhel @qrovidcore @trans-noldor @thymo-leonta and anybody else who wants to!

I wish I was a silver cat but frankly I cannot deny my nature. Can't really represent bright purple in cat format lol.

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imtrouble

Thank you for the tag! I love doing these.

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mothusband

thanks for tagging me, this was so cute!!

this is adorable!! tysm for the tag <33

UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS WAS SO FUN

@toytanks @gfanlocalcryptid @merryghould @shibalatte @callernumberthree @randomeyezer and anyone else who wants to join, mutual or not!

Simple and effective! That cat sure is flat, man.

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@juliamccartney, @ninawesome, @artemis-404, @gfanlocalcryptid, @awkward-blunt-miserableatbest (make your cursed cat FLAT pal), and of course anyone else who feels so inclined

And here we have Lance Christopher grumpily trying to teach me how to slink through the lawns of suburbia (he thinks this is how flat and well hidden he is 😂)

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Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

Thanks for the tag! Unfortunately, my fifth pic is my customer, and confidential. But heres the fifth non-confidential pic. My passionfruit mocktail from Saturday!

Thanks for tagging me!

This is my fifth pic,

GET AIRFRYER'D

Hope it's cool to tag you guys too!!

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roxtron

I downloaded him because he is silly to me. Next question.

This is fun though lol I like tag games

(Figured I'd stick with the 3 tags so other people can keep the chain going lol)

L-Listen… I know it was cursed to use chocolate milks as pattern weights when sewing, but if it works it works!

uhhhhh taging @importantcyclevoid @vinyl-lol & @carouselrabbit (I also didn’t wanna tag too many people haha)

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vinyl-lol

Oh god hai

i CANNOT give the context for this but just know that I was getting sillay

Hai :3

There is no context, it's just two of my favorites

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katt-sports

The context is that these two have both been in killing games, two of which they were in together. That's the context, I don't think it helps whatsoever.

GOOD LUCK YOU THREE

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toytanks

cat

@biblicallyaccuratechicken @shibalatte @gfanlocalcryptid uhh brain is not braining. join if u want

SUPER POWERED OC BLAST! Under arrest for doodling the freakiest little guy!

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Under arrest for taking Lance to the vet. Understandable 😂 @guiltyidealist and anyone else!

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Perfectly matching and replicating colors just by seeing them is an art, and, while it's also a very useful task, people who can do this are primarily artists.
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fish-fido

Wow.

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cuprohastes

Yeah but no but yeah -- Look he didn't just colour match it, he also added in the turbulence medium, the clearcoat and the correct metallic flecks... for a paint that will dry a lighter shade than when it goes on.

That's like being served an entire thanksgiving meal made my one person in 45 minutes and then saying "Oh they made me a snack": It is radically underselling what this person can do.

Source: twitter.com
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