your blog is SO cool. I would like to know more about your cursed cat I see it has lovely eyes and a nefarious grin
Omg thank you so much!! 🥹 His name is Lance (Lance Christopher if he’s extra spicy), and he’s 12 ish years old! Let’s see. He’s a FIV+ rescue and I think I’ve had him for close to 8 years now c: the only thing he loves more than snuggles is probably food, and depending on the day I rank somewhere in the top three of his priorities 😂
He’s more intelligent than any critter should be, oddly obsessed with the oven, and extremely cursed. His talents include throwing his voice 15+ft through closed doors, opening doors humans struggle with, teleporting, and creating the most foul scents known to man 😂 and I wouldn’t trade him for anything 💚 also he loves tummy rubs and has a smiley face on his tummy (when he hasn’t licked his nipples bare to showcase them to the world) 😂