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Your Sign Sucks (JK I Love You)

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• Rachel/Chel • Libra ☀️ • Capricorn 🌙 • Virgo ⬆️ • 20 years old • INFJ • Hufflepuff •
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Anonymous asked:

where u been?

I don’t know how long ago this was sent, so I’m sorry for the delay if it has been a while.

I am doin’ alright, my dudes! Just super duper busy and stuff with school. I also just get too frustrated with astrotumblr, so I’ve been taking a much-needed break from it.

If y’all wanna keep up with me, feel free to message me on my personal or follow me if you want! @imnotadorableimpunk :)

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capvenus

imagine dating someone with the opposite of your placements. i would be dating:

leo sun aquarius moon capricorn rising leo mercury cancer venus gemini mars

sounds like fuckboy material

Pisces sun Taurus moon Libra rising Pisces mercury Capricorn venus Gemini mars

I want to date this person omg I’m gonna melt,, they sound so ?? 😍

Aquarius sun

Sag moon

Cancer rising

Aquarius mercury

Cap Venus

Gemini Mars

Feel like it would be a nice fling 😂

Pisces Sun, Aries Moon, Leo Rising, Pisces Mercury, Aquarius Venus, Gemini Mars

As sweet as some of those placements sound, I don’t think I could date a person with alllll of them mixed together hahahah

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Undeveloped vs developed moon signs

Aries moon Undeveloped: aggressive, too competitive, mood swings, childish and immature Developed: goal-orientated, hardworking, but not too hard, funny and open

Taurus moon Undeveloped: lazy, rude, holds grudges, judging, has to be right all the time Developed: stable, good with money, great with kids and family, able to make compromises

Gemini moon Undeveloped: shallow, two-faced, playing mind games, liars, selfish Developed: great communicators, weird in a cute way, very intelligent and talkactive, social

Cancer moon Undeveloped: manipulative, huffy, overprotective, possessive, jealous Developed: caring, helpful, lovable, friendly, shy, but kind, a good friend, supportive

Leo moon Undeveloped: egoistic, bossy, can be bitchy and rude, loud, tells everyone everything, can’t take critics Developed: loving, radiates positivity, optimistic, adventurous, great actor and performer, knows how to handle people

Virgo moon Undeveloped: pessimistic, too hard on themselves, but blames others for their own mistakes, critical, skeptic, boring Developed: sweethearts, perfect organisators, handles mental health well, friendly

Libra moon Undeveloped: superficial, indecesive, unsure about who they really are, nervous, manipulative, uses people for own good Developed: a great friend and advisor, happy and optimistic, open, loves to talk, knows what they have and are happy with it

Scorpio moon Undeveloped: grudge-holding, possessive and dark, often plays the victim, huffish, loners, sometimes even depressed Developed: shy, but helpful and truly loves the ones that love them, knows how to be at peace, loves themselves and all their edges, friendly

Sagittarius moon Undeveloped: fast-paced/hectical, too many thoughts they can’t put into words, can be clingy, do what they want, too loud Developed: funniest people ever, adventurous, free, peaceful, optimistic, know their worth, can be super serious and deep

Capricorn moon Undeveloped: flinty, cold-hearted, seems like they don’t have emotions, too hard on themselves, bossy Developed: have goals that they aspire to reach, supportive, persuasive power, can inspire others

Aquarius moon Undeveloped: rebellious, can’t find their place in the world, acts cold, uninterested, bored, hard to reach, delusive Developed: almost a genius, show hidden talents, fun to be around, super practical and great worker

Pisces moon Undeveloped: doesn’t care about anything, unrealistic life perceptions/ideas, lost their heads, moody, manipulating Developed: kind hearts, want to help change the world, great with kids, emotional support, creative

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‘Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems’, Lana Del Rey featuring Stevie Nicks

The reason why I asked Stevie Nicks to be on the record is because she changes when her environment changes, and I’m like that as well.” - Lana Del Rey

😭😭

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vampiritea

A Hufflepuff that didn’t want to be sorted into Hufflepuff crying on their first night and then being joined by some older Hufflepuffs who bring hot chocolate and other food from the kitchen to make them feel better, then listening to why the 1st year is so upset, and sharing their own stories to make them feel included and at home.

A terrified first year being sorted into Slytherin and fearing having to write home and explain how they got put in the ‘bad’ house, then being joined by some older Slytherins who show them a part of the common room where you can look out into the lake and occasionally see some of the creatures that live in there - ‘was that the squid?!’ - and forgetting why they were afraid in the first place because these people are actually really nice.

support systems within the houses for 11 year olds who don’t understand why they were placed in a certain house!!!!!

A first year being sorted into Gryffindor and panicking because they really don’t think they’re brave because they’re afraid of so many things and they’ve got some strong irrational phobias. Older Gryffindors finding out that this one first year is seriously frightened and asking them about the different things they’re afraid of. When one particular fear that the first year has encountered quite a lot is mentioned, one of the older Gryffindors points out that they must be brave since they’ve faced their fear so often! They all then sit in a group in the common room, telling stories about when they were scared out of their wits and had to do something ‘brave’ even though at the time it didn’t feel brave, it just felt like survival.

A first year being sorted into Ravenclaw and, when reaching the Tower and discovering that they have to solve a riddle each time to gain access, almost having a meltdown because they already had serious doubts about being smart enough to be a Ravenclaw, and now they’re afraid of everyone finding out and laughing at them. An older Ravenclaw noticing the first year’s shallow breathing and quietly saying, ‘being clever isn’t what’s important, it’s the desire to learn. That’s why if you can’t work out the riddle, you wait for someone else who can work it out. So we can share the knowledge.’ The first year being a bit doubtful, but then watching in surprise as the Prefect at the front of the group goes, ‘huh, I actually have no clue on this one’ and turns around to everyone else to ask ‘anyone?’.

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teamfeyre

THAT LAST ONE

Im not even a ravenclaw but that last one made me feel so at ease lmao

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Neptune - place of vulnerability, place of your hidden potential

Neptune is a planet of illusion and confusion. It is very mysterious place in our chart. It brings people a lot of disappointment due to Neptune’s very enigmatic nature. I believe the house our Neptune is placed holds a great potential that is hidden there and takes time to fully understand. What makes you confused and vulnerable with a little bit of work can also be a source of your great strength. 

The House Neptune is shows when you are the most vulnerable. This is a place of confusion, place that you have always a problem to tell the reality from illusion. The way to master your Neptune placement is to recognize your weakness and allow yourself to be vulnerable in this area. Be aware of what brings you confusion. Awarness is your greatest weapon. This is what Neptune truly wants to tell you. Be aware.

1st House - be aware that your weakness lays in your perception of the world and yourself. You may feel lost in life, confused about how you see the world. You may not see it for what it is and people may see you not who you really are. Don’t idolize this world. Don’t idolize your views. Don’t let your artistic nature cloud your judgment. Also, don’t be afraid to be emotional. Don’t be afraid to show your sensitivity. Use amazing psychic gifts you have. Finding confidence in life may be hard for you since your perception of self is delluded but it doesn’t mean it’s impossible. You just have many sides to yourself and you can’t be defined with one word and that’s okay. Be a chameleon; don’t limit yourself to one. Also, your natural optimism can make you a little bit naive so you need to watch out for people because some of them will have no problem using your good heart against you so take care of yourself and trust your intuition more.

2nd House - be aware that your weakness lays in your self-worth. It is what brings you the biggest confusion. You may feel vague about your self-worth. You may feel confused about material things. You need to understand potential that lays in your soul and the practical use of your imagination. You also need to understand that material things are not the biggest evil on the world. They are also not your biggest need. It will always bring you confusion. Find balance!  Be aware of your money (abundance or their lack) in your life. Use them constructively on what you really need. If you can, make your art to give you profit.

3rd House - be aware that your weakness lays in the processing of your words. It can often feel like the words you are looking for in your mind are hidden behind a mist, like they are there but you can’t find them and use them. You can also feel at the moments that you are a better story-teller than everyone else in the room and desperately try to prove it. Don’t idolize the power of your mind but also don’t ignore it. Be aware that you can get an access to a beautiful inner encyclopedia but still you need to make an effort to check yourself while using it. Be aware of the voices you will hear, ideas you will get and be open to messages from your head but be selective of how you will use them. You can take people to other dimensions with your you words, you are highly creative but you must be aware that you need to check things twice before saying them because sometimes your words can be really confusing. Focus on making yourself more clear while speaking, avoid using unecessary words. 

4th House - be aware that your weakness lays in your roots. Family always can bring you a lot of confusion. Many times you don’t see your family for who they really are, you probably idolize them a lot just like your chilhood. You may feel truly lost at your core, not knowing who you are and being too dependent on your roots. Truth is, that yes,  you can become emotionally independent person who is also able to help others to see through their own delusions. You just need to make yourself your strong foundation and set clear boundaries with your family. Your imagination make them seem better that they really are. You need to remember that your home and people who make it are part of your life not the center. Family life will never be as perfect as you wish but it doesn’t mean it’s not going to be good. Appreciate what you can have.

5th House - be aware that your weakness lays in your vision.  You idolize everything. Romance, people, children, hobbies… Everywhere where you can express yourself and follow your vision of “something perfect”.  You just try to run from reality this way. Just be aware perfect love  or a child doesn’t exist. Express yourself artistically, yes, but don’t let your imagination cloud your judgment. Life here is not a Hollywood movie but it doesn’t mean it’s not beautiful. Use your imagination in your creations but don’t let it control your love life (and other aspects). You are extremely creative. Use it wisely.

6th House -  be aware that your weakness lays in working. You love to help others. Animals, people… Your service is needed but is also a place of your delusion. You may get lost in your job. You need to take responsibility and do your work in whatever you choose to but remember about taking care of yourself too. Also, you should pay more attention to deadlines. You can get lost so you need to remember about passing time and other details. You are really responsible and devoted, don’t overdo yourself but also try to look at yourself (especially your health) realistically. Getting a flu won’t kill you but don’t ignore it either. Keep yourself in check.

7th House -  be aware your weakness lays in your  relationships. Whether they are of romantic nature or platonic; you may appear as a very confusing person to others and others are like that to you too. You may have problem with recognizing people who have bad influnece on you, you may idolize them and you can be too dependent on others. There is always something very entangled in your partnerships and you need to recognize that and stop idolizing people in your life. You need to directly adress those issuses. There is a chance for you to see relationships with people clear, as they are. You will become more confident and more independent as a person. Just stay aware of your relationships and don’t let them define you.

8th House - your weakness is tied to taboo topics. You may become obsessed with sensitive topics like death and sex.  You may feel you lack understanding of those and  try obsessively to get information in those areas. You may feel confused and feel you are truly not living your life here on Earth because you may focus too much on matters connected to the other world. You need to be aware that  delving into dangerous matters with that kind of passion may not bring you what you want and just make you feel more lost in life. Use knowledge you gain in constructive way. Don’t hoard it, it can cause you more pain. Share it with others. Don’t idolize taboo. Focus on mundane things too. Come back from the dead, your world is here. 

9th House -  your weakness lays in your philosophy. You may feel confused about your beliefs and be easily influenced by others in this area. Whether you are more into spirituality or religion, any area involving higher realms seems to be bringing confusion to you. This also apply to higher education. You may have problem with finding out what you want to study and you can become perpetual student or reject idea of studying at all. You may have problem with describing your life philosophy and often change beliefs. You can become a fantastic teacher for yourself and others. You have great psychic abilities. Don’t let this confusion stop you from spiritual development. 

10th House - be aware that your weakness lays in your social position. You  feel confused about your position in the world you may feel lost on your life path and you may appear to others as this always indecisive person in those matters. Be aware that feeling of being lost in life happens to everyone. You need to remember about what you truly want to achieve and understand that it will take time. Don’t idolize achievement. Follow it but don’t forget about other important things in life. You will be at the top of a social ladder. You will inspire others to work hard for your goals. Just be aware that outer sucess is not the goal end in life.

11th House - your vulnerability lays in your sense of belonging.  Confusion is tied to your need to be a part of a group. You may idolize them a lot. You may idolize society a lot and see no flaws in how it functions.  You may also do that to your friends. You need to stop looking at people through pink glasses. Remember that humanity is flawed. Be aware of that  being a human means making  mistakes. You can be a strong individual who can do a lot of good for people and society but you need to remember about the fact that society is built from individuals who just like you, are only humans. Allow them to be.

12th House - your weakness lays in your isolation. You may feel very helpess and confused, you may feel you are not safe in this world and you may try to delve into another to find your inner security. You isolate yourself from this world and it not only brings you more confusion but it is also a source of your pain. You can’t run from yourself. You are extremely gifted person. You have amazing ability to reach higher dimensions but you shouldn’t do that in order to avoid pain. Be aware of the mundane world and try to stay more connected with it. You won’t regret it. Our world is painful but you are a part of it. And people like you make it more beautiful. In retrograde - you may have a problem with accepting your vulnerability due to the aversion in immersing into the more spiritual side of yourself. You are a very private person and you dislike showing  vulnerability but it runs deep in you and you cannot reject this part of yourself.

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Hey tumblr astrologers! I wanted to share with you the 7 books I just purchased for less than $22, shipping included.

Memories, Dreams, Reflections- Carl Jung

The Undiscovered Self : With Symbols and the Interpretation of Dreams -Carl Jung

Relating: Astrological Guide to Living with Others (Classics of Personal Development) -Liz Greene

Saturn: A New Look at an Old Devil -Liz Greene

Stone Mattress : Nine Tales -Margaret Atwood

The Heart Goes Last -Margaret Atwood

Astrology for Lovers: Classic Guide to Love and Relationships -Liz Greene

Thriftbooks is crazy cheap and always has free shipping deals. Right now, under $10 in purchases earns free shipping in the USA.

I have a link below! If you enter it into your browser, you get a 15% off coupon! I’ll be honest and let you know that so do I! I’m in love with thriftbooks and even more in love with reading.

There’s a huge astrological selection as well. I hope this is helpful! Happy learning and happy escaping!

Yo, just bought $50 worth of books and I think I’ll have my plate full for awhile. Used the link and got my books for 15% off and it’s so worth it.

I hope you don’t mind, but it would be great to make this a book sharing thread so we have a nice thread of book recommendations!

Here’s what I bought - I bought 9 books~

  • Dynamics of Aspect Analysis: New Perceptions in Astrology by Bil Tierney
  • Chiron: Rainbow Bridge Between the Inner and Outer Planets by Barbara Hand Clow
  • The Secret Language of Destiny: A Personology Guide to Finding Your Life Purpose by Joost Elffers and Gary Goldschneider
  • Sexual Astrology: A Sign-by-Sign Guide to Your Sensual Stars by Joanna Martine Woolfolk
  • Saturn: A New Look at an Old Devil by Liz Greene
  • The Astrologer’s Guide to Counseling: Astrology’s Role in the Helping Professions by Bernard Rosenblum
  • Planets in Composite: Analyzing Human Relationships by Robert Hand
  • Predicting Events with Astrology by Celeste Teal
  • The Rulership Book by Rex E. Bills

Here’s books that I already currently own:

  • The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk
  • The Yod Book by Karen Hamaker-Zondag
  • The Astrology of Family Dynamics by Erin Sullivan
  • Astrology Symbols of the Soul by Gina Lake
  • Love Signs by Linda Goodman
  • Lilith: Healing the Wild by Tom Jacobs

Here’s the link to the 15% off coupon (it expires in 2 weeks)

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The 12th House

sun in 12th: compassionate, insecure, imaginative, creative, confused, introverted, sensitive, reserved, hard working, wise, calm, dreamy, mystical, misunderstood, illusive, martyr

moon in 12th: spiritual, intuitive, withdrawn, emotional, closed off, perceptive, caring, vulnerable, secluded, lonely, private, quiet, unsatisfied, hidden

jupiter in 12th: humanitarian, generous, strong morals, intuitive, optimistic, spiritual, lucky, prefers to be alone, selfless, understands the world on a deeper level

mercury in 12th: sensitive mind, introspective thoughts, imaginative, talented writers, creative, knowledgeable, overwhelmed, anxious, overthinker, disconnected

venus in 12th: sympathetic, loving, compassionate, guarded, feels lonely, people pleaser, hurt easily, mysterious, reserved, slow to trust but quick to love

mars in 12th: self-motivated, private, fights for beliefs, doesn’t like to show anger, hates confrontation, kind, creative, hides true feelings, spiritual, intuitive, compassionate

saturn in 12th: artistic, old soul, intuitive, selfless, feels trapped, self sacrificing, compassionate, empathic, understanding, healing

uranus in 12th: ‘closet rebel’, inventive, insightful, unique, misfit, revolutionary spirit, self-defeating, scared of not having freedom, fear of judgement, contradictory

neptune in 12th: highly sensitive, dreamy, unrealistic, feels like they don’t belong, thick-skinned, escapist, intuitive, artistic, gifted

pluto in 12th: hides who they really are, psychic, powerful but hides it, naturally spiritual, passionate, hates not having control, prefers fantasy over reality

aries in 12th: energetic in seclusion, less competitive, inwardly aggressive, works best behind the scenes, excellent strategist

taurus in 12th: anxious about finances, inwardly fearful, sees the ‘heart of the matter’, indecisive outwardly, indulgent

gemini in 12th: active mind in seclusion, lets emotions cloud judgement; impulsive, knows how things should come together by instinct

cancer in 12th: hides emotions, can be taken for granted, compassionate, seeks to help those in distress, can smother people unknowingly

leo in 12th: inwardly powerful, doesn’t show off, loves humanity, manipulative, forceful but subtle

virgo in 12th: critical subconsciously, concerned about health, insensitive, wants to find a cure for everything; wants to fix everything

libra in 12th: fears depending on others, introverted, can be detached, too idealistic about others, spiritually gifted

scorpio in 12th: subconsciously powerful, guarded secrets, quietly mysterious, outwardly down to earth, incredible inner thoughts

sagittarius in 12th: subconsciously good at planning, privately religious/ philosophical, stoic character, feels a need to find the universal truth, deeper knowledge

capricorn in 12th: subconsciously conservative, never feels complete; feels inadequate, detached, can be manipulative

aquarius in 12th: interested in the subconscious, dreamer; can get lost in dreams,  humane nature, loves helping others

pisces in 12th: compassionate, soft inner self, sensitive to others; empathic, outwardly aggressive, inwardly a dreamer, has difficulty expressing themselves, prone to self-destruction

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