I have no memory of this place
Howdy
Please make Prime Week stop
My girlfriend is so pretty oh my god
Haven’t been on here much lately but I am very much still alive,just busy with work and such. That aside,I’m honestly the happiest I’ve been in like...ever.I can’t begin to express how head over heels I am for this girl and how she brightens up every day
Still brimming with pride for my gf
Bob Ross in an action movie
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
Tarzan + scenery
WARNING. WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN TEN DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN NINE DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN EIGHT DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN SEVEN DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN SIX DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN FIVE DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN THREE DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN IN TWO DAYS.
WARNING.
WARNING.
MR. HOUSE WILL BE BORN TOMORROW.
ARE YOU PREPARED?
ATTENTION: ROBERT EDWIN HOUSE HAS BEEN BORN.
GET HIS ASS.
what would we do without onions and garlic....
*smacks face*
Let's fuckING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey my dude, I hope you have a great birthday and I'm too chicken to come off of anon, but I'm wishing you all the best and I hope this coming year is a solid one with health, happiness and all the good things.
thats no problem,friend i appreciate the wishes!so far,things are going great so let’s hope it all keeps up
Want....gf..
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there