Happy Valentine's!! 😘

If anyone is looking for a keffiyeh, a friend of a friend in Palestine has partnered with an existing factory after their tourism business has been out of work. They finally got a website and a distributor and you can buy them here

Posting again since I just got mine!

Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

Oliver Stark + Men’s Health: rapid fire questions [x]

Oliver Stark + Men’s Health: rapid fire questions [x]

We’re haemorrhaging money on the groundskeeper, Jawbone!

Some of my favourite little bits. This is like the first time i fully color them ^.^ it was fun. Took wayy longer than it shouldve LOLL

"maybe helio wouldn't have let that happen" they say to their daughter who died while being Helios chosen one her first day of highschool and was brought back by her principal

i cannot explain how much kristen needs to change her marketing tactic

she keeps going around and saying that cassandra is the goddess of mystery and doubt and the night, but thats not quite true. cassandra is the goddess of finding safety in the unknown. of not being afraid of doubt.

she is the belief that even if you don't know where you are or what to do, if you are lost and alone in a dark forest, there will be something on the other side, and all you have to do is get there. Cassandra is the goddess of staring into the cold, uncaring void and feeling a warm hand clasp your own, of a whisper in your ear saying youre going to be okay. you aren't alone. it is going to be scary and hard and uncertain, but you will never be on your own because i am here with you. you will never be lost because i know where you are

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

the caption did not adequately prepare me

The "the average solesian meets 3 gods in their lifetime" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average solesian meets no gods in their life. Kristen Applebees, who has died so many times that she meets 2 gods per year, is an outlier and should not be counted.

I would like to believe that the Crab Man is inspired by that Make Some Noise Prompt about Josh Ruben and Brennan trying to outdo each other's fishermen scar stories

Fabian not wanting to lose his special time with Gorgug playing together for the owlbears- the one place they just get to be kids and not worry about saving the world- is just so incredibly moving. Yes, they have important world-saving missions to do but they're also just kids who love hanging out with each other, who are happy being together regardless of the adventuring

18/04/2024

Detail : Spring Scattering Stars, 1927, by Edwin Blashfield.

I think Angela and Shayne both have an effect on Amanda where she will construct the most nonsensical sentences possible to make them laugh only to experience ego death in real time as she processes whatever the fuck just came out of her mouth. But they're laughing so she WILL double down but we also get to see her soul dying a little in real time. And the sentences keep coming.

And the sentences are often flirting/sexual innuendo shaped. ALARMINGLY often-

You know, I know how it happens from an 'unfortunate consequences of worldbuilding over time' point of view, but also Arthur Aguefort murdered the shit out of Mister Gibbons even though the school apparently regularly resurrects entire adventuring parties as part of an optional but expected standard exam.