adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

Blueberry Almond Cake with Oat Streusel

will forever be a diehard fan of side characters rhat the rest of the fandom chooses to ignore for no reason .i will die on this hill they r so endearing to me

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

....ok, it's frightening that this was the absolute FASTEST thousand notes I've ever had on a post.

Um.

I'm not saying I'm a little nervous about sealing my own fate, but if you wanna help out a trans artist who probably just put a massive target up directly over her own tits, check out the links in my pinned? Please?

[Image description: Art with the white, orange, and black cat paws from the 2024 Tumblr Boop April Fools feature arranged around a circle with the paw colorsblended. It resembles the transgender symbol. In a stencil font inside the ring reads in caps "The paws were cute" and "Now fix the transphobia". End description.]

There is a person who follows me who's named sentimentalbeeswax who is ALWAYS reblogging my posts, I mean like 20 of them at one time, either every once in a while or several days in a row, the most random posts I've rebloggged myself. Never talked to them, don't know who they are, always get a heart attack whenever I see I have 20+ notifications, then I'm like oh it's them. 😌 sentimentalbeeswax if you're out there, I hope you're doing well

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

Amazing tumblr. My only complaint is that if I want to see specifics for the boops I have to temporarily opt out so I can see my activity.

And apparently the color changes after you send a certain number of boops. lol

Ngl, I'm wondering how many color changes this is gonna go through.

Where the boops end for tonight. lol

I appreciate this color shift-- because green.

And now red and orange! (Though it'd be nice if I wouldn't get so many error messages when I try to boop people now.)

SOON

POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

How it feels waking up when you were in bed before April 1st hit.

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

anyway. booping you until you fall in love with me

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

It actually says “KUCKLE”

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

disco stuff