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The Softest Coati

@cuddly-coati / cuddly-coati.tumblr.com

hi im clementine, trans girl coati. she/her
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pissvortex

skyrim mod where the archers all miss the guy who tries to run away from the execution and he escapes

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elmurid

sometimes that just happens organically bc the AI can actually miss the shot on their own, but him getting shot by the archers is what triggers the next scene where the executions begin, so if he does manage to escape everybody just stands silently

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adorable-fan
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every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

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simon-newman

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

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phoxxent

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

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petalpetal
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musashi

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

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geyashvecova

Warning: Not recommended for people with epileptic syndrome. 

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Radial trip) Archive_140220

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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

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