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Your Time Starts Now

@the-kryomancer / the-kryomancer.tumblr.com

Nic (she/they) • 23
biromantic asexual
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Writing Commissions

DM me on tumblr to discuss commission requests and pricing

Prices
  • 500 word fic–$5
  • 1,000 word fic–$10
  • 2,000 word fic–$20

$5 added per additional 500 words

Prices are negotiable depending on word count.

I accept payment through Ko-fi only. I accept payment up front or upon completion of the commission

What I do Write
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Hurt/comfort
  • Gore (it depends)
  • Canon x Canon
  • OC x Canon
  • OC x OC
  • OT3’s
  • Canon x Reader
  • Self insert x canon
  • Self insert x OC

What I don’t Write
  • Pedophilia/Adults x minors
  • Dubcon or non-con
  • Yandere
  • Horror
  • Self harm/suicide
  • Real people/celebrities
  • Sonas of youtubers
  • Hate propaganda

This is a nonnegotiable. Do not try to get me to write something I’m not comfortable writing

Fandoms I write for
  • Marvel comics/MCU
  • DC/DCAU/DCEU
  • Arrowverse shows
  • Supernatural
  • Critical Role/DND
  • Overwatch
  • TF2
  • Star Trek (TAOS)
  • Star Wars
  • OUAT
  • Prison Break
  • Mission Impossible
  • Gotham
  • iZombie
  • Detroit Become Human
  • Arcane League of Legends
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • BBC Merlin
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • God of War (4 & 5 only)
  • Bridgerton (Netflix version)
  • Netflix’s Ragnarok
  • ATLA/LOK
  • Stranger Things

If a certain fandom is not up here that you want me to write for, just ask! I’m willing to do research!

Fandoms I do not write for
  • Five Nights at Freddy’s
  • American Horror Story
  • Creepypasta
  • Homestuck
  • Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel

Once I’ve written the fic and sent you the link and it’s been approved and paid for, I’m okay with you posting it as long as you credit me as the author since it is a commission. If you would like it posted by me to reblog I’m happy to do so

Slots Available

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2,000 words Slot 1 [OPEN]

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2,500+ words Slot 1 [OPEN]

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

and this tweet as well

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conways

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

Make room for Orangutan Johnson

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i know everyone's already said 'cringe culture is dead' etc but PLEASE i am BEGGING you if you want to do something but think 'oh its weird/embarrassing'- do the thing!! Be yourself!!! wear a tail or kandi or anime merch!! Use neopronouns or xenogenders or microlabels that only you know about!!! Self ship and publish fanfic and fanart!! do things that you enjoy!!! !!!!!

Me at 53 wanting to wear what I wanna wear... I'm still having a hard time taking my own advice.

Do what you want to do, be what you want to be... but don't beat yourself up if it's still hard, it's ok to take it slow, one step at a time.

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daily reminders

  • no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
  • being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
  • this is not the best of times
  • someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)
  • a bad day does not predict a bad existence
  • it's gonna be okay
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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

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dabwax

In the end, if children bother you for sensory reasons and that's why you don't want them to be in the same public spaces as you, there are disabled adults who can and would cause the same sensory issues for you. Adults who are loud, who vocally stim, who have poor boundaries, poor hygiene, who cry in public, etc etc etc. And they're already socially ostracized for all of this.

So actually yeah, it's the bare minimum you can do for the group with the least human rights on the planet to figure out how to accept children as part of your public community without hating them for it, even if you are child-free yourself.

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