Women fear me, fish want me
At last, the blow fish.
Women fear me, fish want me
At last, the blow fish.
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IM WATCHING THE TRAILWR
it came out at like 4am my time which is really sad so i’ve only just seen it…
First it has them walking in the mansion? Is that their mansion? Their mansion is in disrepair!!!!!!!
This is Reginald’s speech from the fucking bank robbery sequence?????? REGINALD’S SPEECH FROM THE BANK ROBBERY SEQUENCE????? S1E1??? Circular structure?????? CIRCULAR NARRATIVW??? I love a circular narrative i pricked my ears like a terrier when I noticed that 😂
Wait one second
“Hargreeves’ home for wayward boys”
It’s not any academy, it’s an orphanage????? Who are the orphans? Is this designed to have Five in it? I’ve read whump fics where Five gets kidnapped and taken to an evil orphanage run by Reggie. Canon,???
Ohhh a subway station. Interesting. I love some good train imagery I do
Viktor and Five collab huzzah!!! Or is that Ben sitting at the bar? Is this non-time travelling Ben as was seen in the s3 finale?
OH WE FINALLY GET TO MEET CLAIRE GO US
What did Ben do to get himself in prison?
WHO is that woman by the piñata and why is it not Lila?
LUTHEE IS GOING TO SPACE AGAIN… oh God, that’s going to be really difficult for him due to the general trauma of being left on the moon. :(
this is the bad photo that Luther took btw:
allison looks so cool 👌 the hair and shoes and coat are awesome. also I like Five’s design this season- it’s better than the godawful side part at least!
So we have Five and Allison walking together first. That makes sense, they’re obviously the ones who make decisions and do sensible things for the most part, Allison’s character change in s3 notwithstanding. Followed then by Lila and Viktor. Idk if there is any significance to that.
When they’re walking, you can see Five, Allison, Lila, Viktor and Ben. Not anybody else. 🤔 Intriguing! Where are Klaus and Diego!
The shouting getting in the van is so in character I love them
“HELL YES LETS GO KILL THIS BITCHHHH” “This is a rescue mission.” And Klaus has a paper bag. Why does Klaus have a paper bag?
EVIL REGINALD DRONES CANON??? :( that seems boring ngl can’t have them fighting evil drones!
WAit. Lila is looking at this train map. The station is empty. AHAT IF THE TRAIN IS THE TELEVATOR?????? It’s certainly not just a train, they’ve all been on it alone and it does something very interesting. I want to know about the train. Televator is a solid theory I think.
Allison and Luther walking up to a mansion… I feel this has something to do with Claire. Maybe Claire or Ray is in the mansion and Luther is for emotional support?
Is that Ben that Viktor’s beating up ???? Viktor beating someone up is in and of itself very novel. What’s going on with that?
oooh Diego and Five? Five would win no doubt. I’ve not seen any of his powers this trailer though… which is curious.
Oh who are these dancing people? Maybe this is Gene and Jean Thibideau.
I can’t see them clearly sadly. I’ll have a look on Netflix rather than Youtube, see if I can identify them, but can’t take screenshots on Netflix.
Is that Five and Lila in the apocalypse? God, I would quite like to see Five have a mental breakdown over being once again in the apocalypse. Tbh I would quite like to see Five have a mental breakdown full stop. If they put him there and don’t have him crumble I’m gonna be annoyed.
Woman in a burger shop producing guns? Agnes Rofa?
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. Lila is absolutely sobbing into Five’s shoulder. What happened? Did her and Diego’s child die? Did Diego die? Do I need to get annoyed at Five being kind to an out-of-character extent? I MUST KNOW ALL. Either way, between this and the apocalypse moment I’m glad to see some Five/Lila bonding time.
OH NO REGGIE PUT THEM I. A MACHINE AGAIN. DONT PUT THE BRELLIES IN A MACHINE THATS AN AWFUL PLAN TJATLL HURT TBEM
Is this a Hargreeves family Christmas I see going on?
GUYS ITS OKAY FIVE TELEPORTED. it’s okay. Five teleported. Is he in the paradox-proof room? Commission origin story? Well, that shot is promising, as Five Commission origin story is soemthing I’m itching to hear.
Dare I ask why Santa has guns?
Is that a child’s arm with an Umbrella Academy tattoo? Is it Five? Are there new children again? EXPLINNNN PLEASE
Klaus running a séance. Is he going to be a scam fortune teller person? That would be so cool, he’d thrive doing that.
The car sans Viktor and everybody looking horrified. What does that mean for Viktor? Is he the one who dies? It would make the most sense I fear.
Okay between Luther in a ball pit and Diego by the piñata, there’s definitely a child’s birthday party that happens. Claire’s? Or Diego and Lila’s child’s? We will find out. I look forward to it in either case, that will doubtless be very entertaining.
Whose hands are those making the sinister looking deal?
Why are Viktor’s powers gold now? They were blue.
Is that Jean Thibideau that Luther’s throwing through a window?
I think this last sequence is just showing them all using their powers.
I gotta say I’m disappointed that there aren’t any moments that made me giggle like there were in the other trailers. :/. Is this season gonna be unfunny?
Also I’m annoyed that Five seems to be sticking with his much calmer s3 personality rather than being his usual unhinged self that we know and love.
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TUA MASS REWATCH 2.0!
As some of you may recall, last summer there was an Umbrella Academy mass rewatch in which a bunch of us watched one episode a day and made posts about it.
This post is my formal proposition that another such mass rewatch should occur. If we start on July 9th, we can watch Season 4 together when it comes out on August 8th.
The tag for the first mass rewatch was “#tuamre”, or for each episode, eg “#tuamre s1e1”. This is the tag that we will use again.
Last year, it was organised by @c0ffeeb1ack, so all credit goes to them for the idea!
Tagging for reach: @someominousecho @charcoalowl @autie-hobbit @nosolaceofastraightanswer @apocalypse-gang @nirby-wirby @thehargreevesfamily @fiveisnumber1 (no pressure to rb if you don’t want to, I am just trying to get people to participate)
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picrew chain!!!
Do your irl self and your favorite color in the background! Using this picrew
And don't forget to tag some folks!
tysm for the tag @vvanillavveins! this one's so cool (★ω★)
EEEE ITS SO CUTE!!
tagging @m0nster4dinner @critterofthenight @derelictxangel @zennotixs @pitifulbinx @emmamem13 and everyone else who sees this
thx for the tag :)
Tyy for the tagg :)) @derelictxangel
Thank you for the tag!
No pressure tags! @bleep-bloop-boo @boba-pearl @poemsofanentomologist @aheartstopperfan
+anyone who wants to join!
thanks!!
fair warning I’m a basic bitch that doesn’t have any fashion sense (I also only wear mainly dance shirts and leggings)
Tysm for the tag!!
@charliecow @apollosothertwin and anyone else
thanks for tagging me!
@squiggle3worm @whats-a-lester @elizakursky @sunshine-of-ur-life and anyone else who wants to join!
thank you sm for the tag!!
@vlindaaa @corbin-is-sleepy @mentalillnessing @ihadhopeoncetoo @haunted-gardener + anyone else who wants to join!
thank you for the tag doll
(the options for split dye hair is shocking)
went for a more feral look this time
anywayyyyyysssss : @bald69420 @criminalcinnamon @storythesilly @3amclothesmonster @blossomfestival and moreeeeeee
Thanx for tagging me!
I LOOK SO FUCKING COOL RAAAAH
Tags (no pressure): @sigmxnd @wetfishguts @adamsbulletwound @depressedjellydonut @codysninthtoothbrush @notquitehuman-creations @tobitwink1234 @rene-01 @xxalphaclownxx
hell yah!
@franofthedead @chubmle2 if you want :3
THANJ YOU FOR THE TAGG!!! <333
@helyiios @whoophoney @marlenacantswim @orang3cat75 @raxicoricofallapatorius @radlyradar @real-hawkguy
if you want !! :)
oh word; it's been ages since i've done one of these
first picrew i've encountered that lets me accurately reflect my differently colored eyebrows 🕺
it's been so long that i don't even know who to tag in there anymore... @awesomeifidosaysomyself and @gregmarriage do you remember how we used to run...
but anyone who sees this and follows me is more than welcome, and in fact, encouraged, to go ahead and give it their all
yipee!!
@cerealandchoccymilk @green-cargaytions @sathellio @wish-dog + anyone else as always
guy who has been in desperate need of a haircut for the past 3 months core
@boycritter @disastr0 uhmmmmm oof i cant think of anyone else (not tagged already)!! feel free to join
@ whoever wants to idk im tired
aahhh this picrew is so cool :D
@thnks4thstrdst @nosolaceofastraightanswer and anyone else that wants to join!!
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Nothing has scared me more than the shot of what looks like Lila sobbing in the umbrella academy teaser
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Here Comes the End (happy trailer day!!)
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The season 1 quote from the Umbrella Academy's debut at the bank robbery.
The intentional shots of Allison and Diego with their kids and the voiceover saying 'gifted with abilities' when Claire's onscreen.
Devastated Lila.
The fact they say in the van that it's a rescue mission and then the shot of Hargreeves strapping Allison and Diego into a machine.
Reggie's taking their kids isn't he? Either because he thinks they have powers or he wants to get Allison and Diego to agree to whatever is happening here. I also considered him transferring their powers to their children but I can't see them agreeing to that, especially not Allison. Both wanting to get rid of their powers though...that I can maybe imagine.
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KLAUS IS LITERALLY HOLDING A SEANCE AND FLOATING UPSIDE DOWN OKAY
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Official character posters for The Umbrella Academy Season 4
The fourth and final season of The Umbrella Academy will stream on Netflix on August 8, 2024.
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Please please let this season of TUA have a small (6 or so year) time skip so we can stop pretending Five is 13. That's a grown-ass man and I don't mean in the lore of the show. My disbelief has been suspended for too long, it's getting a headrush
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ok but Diego having a kid, Luthor being 'Space Boy', does this mean they're all walking into their other selves lives like Allison (as opposed to appearing in the world as brand new individuals)
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five and lila my beloved
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chat in the timeline poster ben (orange line) enters vietnam during the tail end of klaus’ time there (green line)
and in the teaser he’s seen grabbing a soldier and looks to be in a jungle?
vietnam returns??? i hope we get to see dave again 🥹
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ben and diego hugging 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺 my heart 😭😭
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Number 4, 5, 6 & 7 in The Umbrella Academy Season 4 Teaser Trailer