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ttpd lyrics i think people are clowning on unfairly
- "you wouldn't last a day in the asylum that raised me" the song is about her celebrity public image and she got famous as a teenager so in context i think she's talking about growing up in the music industry and being shaped by that
- "the 1830s without all the racists" the next lines are about how everyone in the room got uncomfortable when she said it and she killed the vibe. the point is that it's a dumb thing to say and a dumb game overall
ttpd lyrics that i think people are clowning on completely fairly
- "we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist"
- "like a tattooed golden retriever"
- "you know how to ball, i know aristotle"
- "touch me while your bros play grand theft auto"
lyrics people aren't clowning on enough
- "fresh out the slammer"
- "i'm havin' his baby / no, I'm not, but you should see your faces"
- "he jokes that 'it's heroin, but this time with an e'"
- "like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy"
that said it IS valid to criticize her for saying she'd live in a past without racists when several songs on this album are about excusing her attraction to a racist guy. that's fair
maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.
Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Creepy Koi
This Koi found in a Chinese lake has some unique markings.
Context for the above: The chiru/赤鱬 ("red ru fish") is a creature from Chinese folklore/mythology described in the Nan Shan Jing ("Classic of the Southern Mountains") as a human-headed fish. It is described as basically fish-form but having a human face, and issuing sounds like the mandarin duck. Eating it purportedly prevented scabies or itchy skin.
My manager would ask if i'm still coming in
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
the smuckling smumbler
the thing with tumblr is its ALWAYS been bad so its nothing out of the ordinary when they do something stupid unlike other websites that were previously well managed
although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do