the 3rd shoe is for...well...

things have gotten a bit worse since last year, 4-person household and only 1 with a job (3 of us disabled) could use some help buying small necessities like food and toiletries :] $/jayraii

will rb with a link ^u^

DYES IWASAKさんの新曲 "スターチップフラペチーノ feat.初音ミク" のイラストを描かせて頂いております！ かっこいいエレクトロスイングに野良ちゃんのポップかわいい動画が合わさってめちゃよきなので是非・・！！🪐

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

get ready for an exuberant summer

I think that if a post by someone who has blocked u is on your dashboard it should show up with the like and reblog buttons disabled and some manner of scowling devil imp or beast next to their url

my local mcdonalds online prices have me doing cookie math

so the difference between having 0 cookies and having 1 cookie is 80 cents, right? you might assume that the cookies to follow would be similarly priced. maybe 2 cookies could cost $1.50 or something! but you'd be wrong

the difference between 1 cookie and 2 cookies is not 80 cents or even close. it's 1.31. huh? cookie number two costs more than cookie 1 did? it's over 2.5x the price of 1 to get 2? hang on cause

then the difference btween 2 cookies and 3 cookies is TWENTY cents. which makes sense in comparison to 1 cookie's price but not cookie 2's. why'd the cost jump from 1->2 but not 2-> 3? ordering 2x of 1 cookie for .79 each doesn't work because the store will leave the additional cookie out of the order. it's infuriating i just want 2 cookies for 1.60. i have questions for you ronald you clown piece of shit.

DAMA BABY I HAVE ANSWERS. IT'S ALL ABOUT CHOICE ARCHITECTURE. they give you a cheap option and an expensive option, you choose the cheap option. they give you a cheap option, a medium option and an expensive option... suddenly the expensive option is looking better value, so more people buy it. nobody is actually going for the middle option, it's just there to trick you into paying more. lots of love

(visibly crying) so we should kill the ceo with a brick right?

yes. take my hand

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

fat trans men I am telling YOU 🫵 that you are part of an elite group known as the coolest motherfuckers on the planet

lanky tgirl outside the function smoking a cigarette: “don’t you have asthma? you should go back inside cutie!”

me so horny I only heard cutie: “can you blow that in my face and keep me as your dog”

A blonde boyfriend is a novelty item similar to a cake pop or sea monkeys

it’s a common misconception that maths is all theoretical; they actually keep the 0 in a vault in France and u can go look at it if u got connections.

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me