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renee walker owns my ass

@fuckingjosten-blog / fuckingjosten-blog.tumblr.com

rebecca, she/her, demisexual, loves tfc about as much as andrew hates neil
main blog is snowflake-soup
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Hello all! What a year. It’s been a bit of a shift for me as a creator, lightening my contribution to the Teen Wolf fandom and making more OMGCP content over at @17piesinseptember, but hey, you’ve been along for the ride, and that’s so fantastic! Thank you!

Below is a list of people I owe special thanks to. We may not  have spoken, but you all make my dash a happy place to be! (And if we have talked, you probably already know I value you a lot and that I think you’re the bee’s knees.)

Much love and best wishes for your year ahead :)

~ Georgia

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quexnk

i was just slammed with the thought of: andrew, like a normal human, has a racing pulse when he does things he’s scared of. (see andrew on the roof top, “andrew lifted a hand to his own throat and felt for his pulse. he tapped his finger along when he found it. it was going faster than it should.”) so please consider that andrew’s pulse was racing when he kissed neil. because it was dangerous and could have this pipe dream. and maybe the second and the third. and even further after that because kissing neil is terrifying. because it’s terrifying to think that he could have this, have neil. 

“how fast do you think his pulse was going in baltimore” f u c k

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lmao i know i haven’t been on this blog for like 3 years but i just saw a post that was like “au where the tfc fandom respects aaron minyard” and like….. he’s literally a homophobe sharon but go off!!

if you wanted to vague me by calling me a white name the least you could’ve done was tag me in your bitterness

to refer to your tags: i’m also someone who likes girls??? you say you haven’t been involved in the fandom for a year now. maybe you should keep it like that.

to ur tags: i vagued…. because i didn’t like the post? that’s what vaguing is. i vagued bc im tired of people excusing aaron’s homophobic behavior despite the fact that there’s almost no indication in the series that he acknowledged his mistakes whatsoever? and i don’t think there is in the extra content either, but either way, i don’t really consider the extra content canon.

anyway, this was just a vent post i made without any thought because i was just frustrated, and i do apologize for putting it in the tag by accident because i forgot that writing his name without censoring it would still put it in the tag even if i didn’t tag it. but that’s the only thing i apologize for lmao i still don’t like aaron and i still don’t understand how people can excuse his behavior.

and ur right, it IS too early in the morning/too late at night for me for this so goodbye!

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lmao i know i haven’t been on this blog for like 3 years but i just saw a post that was like “au where the tfc fandom respects aaron minyard” and like….. he’s literally a homophobe sharon but go off!!

if you wanted to vague me by calling me a white name the least you could’ve done was tag me in your bitterness

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lmao i know i haven’t been on this blog for like 3 years but i just saw a post that was like “au where the tfc fandom respects aaron minyard” and like….. he’s literally a homophobe sharon but go off!!

@tsoaandpatroclus next time if you wanna vague sth in a tag that has limited posts 😂

the best part about this is how i didn't put it in the tag 😂

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lmao i know i haven't been on this blog for like 3 years but i just saw a post that was like "au where the tfc fandom respects aaron minyard" and like..... he's literally a homophobe sharon but go off!!

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Kevin Day shows up to the Foxes’ Halloween party wearing a black shirt, black pants, and black armbands. He announces, “I’m dressed as a person who doesn’t care about Exy” before finding the vodka. 

“It was the scariest thing I could think of,” he adds as he takes a swig of his drink.

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matt sends neil a good morning text every single morning and there are no fewer than eight emojis every time

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foxhxlcourt

Matt:

Good morning Neil🌻🌞 Did you slept well??😴😜 How are the cats??🐱😍 And Andrew??😈😝 Hope you have a great day!😎😘❤

Neil: Everything is fine.

Matt: That’s great bro😍😎😘😝❤😜👏💪

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vvhymack

fuck okay so like neil’s character development is so important, his burying of nathaniel wesninski and becoming neil josten is so so important. it’s not him burying his past, it’s him looking at his past and realizing he simply doesn’t want to be that person anymore. he doesn’t want to be isolated and alone and simply surviving without living. he doesn’t want to be nathaniel wesninski, son of the butcher, he chose to be neil josten, chose to be tied to people and it’s such a fundamental part of his character development. he wants to be neil josten. he wants to stay with the foxes, even when he knew he shouldn’t. he wants to go back for andrew in a zombie apocalypse, the boy who ran, the boy who was always someone else and no one at all, the boy fit his entire life into a duffle bag and left at the first sign of trouble, wants to stay.

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defractum

Andrew Minyard can only be a goalkeeper.

Why would Andrew ever have started playing Exy? It’s a violent contact sport. Andrew’s spent his childhood moving from home to home, all of them shit and abusive. Everyone thinks he’s violent, so on the surface, Exy is perfect for him. It’s a good, safe release for his rage and tension, a la Regina George at the end of Mean Girls.

But we know better than that. Andrew is only violent when he’s been threatened. Andrew doesn’t start fights - he finishes them, preferably as quickly as possible. It’s a calculated, cerebral move. It makes no sense for him to join in the gratuitous violence of Exy.

Except. Checking the goalie is one of the worst fouls in the game, we’re told. Andrew put himself in the only safe position, the only position on the court that doesn’t get bodyslammed, because he gets enough of that at home

But there’s more to it. Andrew is a goalie in terms of personality as well. He doesn’t go on the offence. He’s not flashy. Instead, he waits, and he watches, gets an overview of the game. He is the last line of defence. He watches your back, after you’ve fucked up and let the opposition past, and he shuts them down.

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agapantoblu

Can you believe that Wymack is canonically the kind of person who yells his children’s full names when he’s angry at them?!, like, he literally yelled “Andrew Joseph Minyard!” when an officer showed up at his practice and now I can’t stop imagine him yelling full names all day.

“Neil Abram Josten, get your sorry ass away from that microphone this instant!”

“Nicholas Esteban Hemmick, one more word and you’ll be running a marathon so fast you’ll get a fucking whiplash!”

“Aaron Michael Minyard, I will fucking sign you as one of the Vixens if you don’t get back to practice right now!”

The fact that his own son doesn’t have a middle name makes everyone hate Kevin even more

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the reason why andrew only lets certain people drive his car is because he doesn’t want people mentioning how far up he has to put the seat

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Hear me out,,

If The Foxhole Court gets a tv adaptation and Do You Realize?? by The Flaming Lips isn’t playing while Neil is saying goodbye to Andrew before going to Baltimore, I would riot.

Ok so the first verse, you have flashback shots of Neil falling in love with Andrew and finding a family:

Do you realize, that you have the most beautiful face? Close up shots of Andrew glaring at Neil. There are a lot okay, make it rapid fire shots of his face.

Do you realize, that we’re floating in space? Maybe this is them hanging their legs off the side of the roof? (pause ok imagine their tiny legs bouncing around)

Do you realize, happiness makes you cry? Shots of all the foxes. His family.

Do you realize, everyone you know someday will die? Something to convey that Neil isn’t willing for today to be the day that his family dies.

The second verse is a painful montage of sappy family moments with all the foxes.

And instead of saying all your goodbyes, let them know

You realize that life goes fast

It’s hard to make the good things last

You realize, the sun doesn’t go down,

It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

It cuts back to Neil. The music has stopped. There’s no sound, no movement, no breathing until

“Thank you. You were amazing.”

They walk out and the riot starts.

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