im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.
the energy of this post is dark and mysterious
im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.
the energy of this post is dark and mysterious
i keep calling simon a dumb bitch for not realizing bram liked him when meanwhile a girl could literally tell me she’s in love with me and i’d be like platonically? you mean platonically? is that platonic? are you gay?
simon when bram shows up at the ferris wheel: i’m kind of waiting for someone
me in the theatre pretending i’m not JUST as stupid: simon you fucking buffoon. you imbecile.
the ultimate gay joke is saying ‘lets get married’ to a fellow gay for fun but also 100% meaning it
joking and meaning it at the same time is gay culture
AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE
Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”
//screams for years
abusive parent voice: its always in your best interest
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.
current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him
sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen
all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it
its 2018 and were wiretapping ourselves
listen we are already living a dystopian future and ur phone is always listening to you as well so im at least gonna get one of my wiretaps to tell me the weather and turn off the lights for me
if you’re nonbinary and are just dumb as fuck slap that rb button
you know, i’m willing to say that imagine dragon’s radioactive is a legitimate banger, however, no part of me will ever be able to defend that stupid ‘breathing in the chemicals’ sound, ever
me reading Shakespeare and understanding maybe 0.2% of it:
I just realised where Kylo got his name from:
Ky = sKYwalker
Lo = soLO
Ren = literally just his birth name with an R
which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right
literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme
2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name
1st three letters of your name but with an R
@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards