Things the Enterprise Crew HAs Said Based on Actual Things I’ve Heard at School

Chekov:

Bones: “I think he’s turning over in his grave.”

Chekov: “I think he’s dead in his grave.”

Bones:

Bones, looking at at large study guide with disdain: “Cancer.”

Spock:

Spock: “I wish people would do a line of coke because then they wouldn’t be able to do a line of coke because a line has no set width.”

Uhura:

Uhura, after getting one question right in Spanish class: “You might as well make me a Spaniard now.” 

Jim: 

Jim: “If you forget the rules you can just invent them.”