bunch of jerks

He hopped down from the carriage and held his hand out to her. “You’re coming in as well?” she asked. He looked at her as if she’d suddenly gone daft. “Of course.” She didn’t move, too perplexed by his actions to give her legs the orders to step down. There was certainly no reason he had to accompany her inside. Propriety didn’t really demand it, and— “For God’s sake, Penelope,” he said, grabbing her hand and yanking her down. “Are you going to marry me or not?” ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON by Julia Quinn

Literally one hot carriage hookup and five minutes later:

canucks ruffling arty's hair

"i think i just wanted to do too much the first few games. hopefully that was the last question about the first round." (x)

happy Vegas is out of the playoffs to all who celebrate

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE 🚶‍♂️WHO WANTED ME DEAD 😵 DID YOU SLEEP 💤 WITH A GUN 🔫 UNDERNEATH OUR BED 🛌 WERE YOU WRITING ✍️ A BOOK 📖 WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL 🧫 SPY 🕵️‍♂️ IN FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED🔎 AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY 🤷‍♂️ YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY 🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE 👋 ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T SEXY 🫦 ONCE IT WASN’T FORBIDDEN 🚫 I WOULD’VE DIED 🥀 FOR YOUR SINS ☦️ INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE 😫 AND YOU 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME ⏰ YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES 📥 AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS 🍻 YOU CRASHED 💥 MY PARTY 🥳 AND YOUR RENTAL CAR 🚗 YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS 👩 WERE BORING 👎 BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING 🌅 YOU KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING 🎙️ and in plain sight you hid 🫣 but you are what you did 🖕 and i’ll forget you 💭 but i’ll never forgive the smallest 🤏 man 🧍‍♂️ who ever lived 🧬

↳ THE ISLANDILFS ARRIVE | NYI v. MTL | 4.11.24

get to know me meme ♡ favorite tv shows → derry girls

airam’s 4k celebration: ↳ 🎁 pride and prejudice (2005) dir. joe wright for @prideandprejudice

they don’t tell you this when you first get into hockey but it’s actually spending 55% of your time in the season and the off season worrying about your team and your players and 40% of your time thinking about the narratives and then the other 5% is watching the games

What the fuck please RB for a bigger sample size because I thought getting grounded as a kid was universal

matt rempe x fem! reader

warnings?: cursing, fluff, kissing, pet names

oh my good looking boy…

masterlist

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“matt?” you call out as you hear your apartment door shut from your bed. you heard keys drop in the bowl and that answered your suspicion. the rangers had just lost the day prior and he was just coming back home.

What the absolute fuck is their problem?!?!? (Affectionate) (But also derogatory)

I think all of us want to feel something that we’ve forgotten or turned our backs on because maybe we didn’t realize how much we were leaving behind. We need to remember what used to be good.

13 GOING ON 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. I have felt things these past few weeks that I didn't know I could feel anymore. But I have realized in these past few days...you can't just turn back time. Why not?

13 Going on 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick