The effect I want is a little ruined because you can see who sent an ask before you see the rest of the ask itself but uhhh. Tis I 💫 local..... goblin recluse??? Yeah sure, local goblin recluse 💖✨️✨️✨️ I hope you were sufficiently entertained by my antics through mischevious, catboy Wen Junhui 😼

I really need more info for who I'm ruining valentine's day for, but for fun we'll say an enemy/an ex. Start with an easy one here. Send them flowers and a note card, but make it seem like they're cheating on their new partner. Put my own name and make it seem like we're talking again or put a vague "you know who" type sign off to be a little more mysterious ;)

Let’s say they go to a nice little restaurant for a quiet lunch date. No longer! I could buy their lunch myself and make their new partner angry or, to be even worse, get a friend of mine they haven’t met to do it so it’s even more genuine. Maybe we find a nice server, since there’s always one of those, to help us out and flirt with them very obviously. Or, flirt with their partner, since their new person did nothing wrong, probably.

I’m already out of ideas short of just…. Dumping water on them or something, which is not too effective. Mmmm maybe slime their front door handle or something, lots of homemade slime recipes out there. Ooooooh if they went to get a drink ask the barista to “accidentally” put in some weird ingredient that just throws the whole thing off. It backfires if they ask to remake it, but if they’re anything like me then they’ll just suffer.

All of this would ruin my day pretty bad, so hopefully that’ll be enough to prove that I’m evil aha. I’ll send something in a few minutes for my true reveal. See you soon!

-Junnie 😸

Song writing is not my strong suit, but it'll make you laugh at least. I made myself laugj anyways 😸

This one's for Quentin

Our local writing djinn

Weird taste in music video

And a lot of groups they like to follow

Gives them more people to simp for

Their idol memes got me laughing on the floor

Got lots of fics on ao3

And all of them are super high quality

-Jun (reveal time is coming up, scary!)

Knuckles rapped sharply on the table where Sunghoon sat. "Boy." A voice spoke, equally as sharp.

Sunghoon sighed, being called boy got really old, really fast after living more than 10 years looking the same. He was very likely more than quintuple this person's age, but they would never know it. He sighed again, and looked up. Well, never mind to just about everything then.

Standing in front of him was Jung Wooyoung, a vampire about 200 years old than him, give or take 20 years or so. Wooyoung was rather forgetful, or "forgetful", about when his birthday really was. Without any movement from Sunghoon, Wooyoung dragged a chair out and sat down across from him.

"Hah, you should've seen yourself when I called you kid. Iconic." Wooyoung clapped as he sat back in his chair.

Sunghoon sighed again, leaning back in his chair. This was not how he wanted his Saturday out to go. He went out to get away from the loud people, not run into more of them. Saying that may get him instantly wrecked however, so those get to stay as very annoyed inside thoughts.

"Yeah, yeah, you're basically an old man at this point I know. You'll come back around to feeling young again I bet. Maybe this will do it."

Now, this was getting interesting. Wooyoung had found him to help with something?

"Some uppity little brats were showcasing their powers all over the place and getting caught on videos. At first it seemed normal, some girl pouring her drink on someone, and most people clicked away. But then she speeds across the whole room in half a second, and everyone just loses it. Or some girl taking down an entire gang on a train, stopping a grown man's punch with a stick thin arm. That one was less obvious, but I could tell from a mile away."

It's less interesting than Sunghoon would have hoped for. But he needs something to do, and these brats seem like they need a lesson. There's a good reason vampires stay hidden, seeing as being murdered is a deeply unpleasant experience. Something they should know if they were turned. Or maybe they weren't, maybe they were born this way, and that's why they have such flagrant disregard for their own lives. -Jun (hmmm i guess i should tell what this is based on from your playlist? drunk dazed for the vampires, and bad news for the conflict ehe. this was as short as i could be, promise)

Ahhhhh I suppose this is already the end, hm? It feels like we didn't get enough time, but some of that is my fault. I'm hoping you weren't able to guess who I am and that you don't end up too disappointed, but I suppose we'll find out together! Don't forget me until then, kay? 😼 -Jun

Pearls, diamonds, and sapphires, what do all of these have in common?

To you this idea may be foreign

But they can all be pink!

There must be more, I should think

Lemonade, milk, and frosting

All give your body a sweet feeling

The same feeling you give me

My dear clownracha admiree

The first are precious gems

The second, syrupy treats

I could have talked about the many pink flowers with stems

But choosing these one seemed like much greater feats

-Junhui (This one had to cook for a while 🫡)

I don't think this went through the first time so let's try this again!

My phone has been having a lot of problems lately, I think somethung's wrong with it. Oh, I know! It doesn't have your number in it 😼

Maybe not my best work. I suppose I'll have to use my sparkling personality to charm you instead ✨️😎

-Junhui

Ah, so sorry to keep you waiting! I'll try to come back as often as I can for you 😉. Thank you for the compliments, I'm very talented. Oppa or hyung depends on what you want, not me~ I'll be happy either way if I'm talking to you. I'll be back with your pickup line soon, I have to make it's good enough for you -Junhui