lazy ass intro post ✨
💊 Party Poison (call me POISON. NOT PARTY ITS FUCKIN WEIRD) or Gerard
🔫 He/they and very bisexual
💊 INFP
🔫 26 (body is 19)
💊 host of the red system ( collective account is @detective-kira )
🔫 very gay in love and almost married to @fonghoul
💊 dont hmu if you kin me or fg please it makes me VERY uncomfortable
cracking open a cold one with the boys like:
i think they put up with Alot before miss swan came along
Carlisle and Esme: very cute very wholesome couple look, Carlisle ABSOLUTELY wears the dad sneakers as seen in image and rocks the hell out of them, Esme is one Hot Mama™
Jasper: yee (and dare I say it) haw, most stylish cowboy because his wife would never let him wear that tacky shit
Alice: very excited to be wearing wings, walks around waving her wand at the rest of the family and “casting spells” on them
Emmett: roars at people, occasionally sneaks up on Bella and growls in her ear to scare her, earning him many glares from Edward
Rosalie: is a goddess walking the earth do I really need to say more? finds Emmett’s antics adorable. Edward thinks the costume is stroking her ego but tbh she really is all that.
Bella: thinks she is hilarious for this idea, and Alice and Emmett agree that it is fan-fucking-tastic. Edward is less amused but can’t help smiling a LITTLE when she flashes her fake fangs at him.
Edward: is purely effervescent
wip cream. check out @thegraveravers partner in crime: @birdloaf
love people being like i kin you can we be friends? like no sir why am i the only person that finds that weird and depersonalizing
i'm only posting this so i can save it to my phone and watch it later when he's sleeping 😊
hey cool cats and kittens, party poison fictive here
with the new comics recently coming out i wanted to share some things about my past life in hopes to find someone me and mikey would really like to reconnect with again.
i've known since before the comics were even mentioned that mr mike milligram was in fact my actual fuckin dad. my pops. my old man. so please message me if you kin mike milligram, or if by someone miraculous chance you are a system and happen to be a MM alter, i just wanna talk [g*n emoji] (that's a joke) and if you think that in your canon you could've been Party Poisons dad, we can talk details
please thank you and killjoys kiss some boys xoxo
i think the gang should call the girl cute nicknames because it makes me happy
androgyny, gender nonconformity, and general gender fuckery are good things.
If your gender is a mystery (including to you) you'r important
i am going to kill the president of the united states of america, leathermouth.
protesting is very sexy and aesthetic of you
The Sharpest Lives // My Chemical Romance (x)
