shoutout to the poor person who tried to email the registrar and instead emailed the mailing list of all registered students resulting in every student at this university realizing, at 1am on a sunday, that they all had the power to send emails to every single student at once which in turn resulted in a grand total of 2,201 emails being sent in a two hour period to Every Single Student at this school. all of us. every single one.

things that have come out of this email chain:

like/reblog if you love squishy tummies, adore squishy tummies, think squishy tummies are cute, would kiss a squishy tummy, would love someone with a squishy tummy, and definitely fuck someone with a squishy tummy

AO3 users: This fic is incredible!! Stunning and beautiful!!! I wish I could print it out and eat it because I love it so much!! Fabulous work, please continue! I love you!!!!!!

Tumblr users: You want me to leave a comment AND hit reblog? fuck off. The most you’re getting is a like.

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

- “If you were really gay, you’d have sex with me. Are you sure you’re not actually straight?” is not helping you find the right label, it’s manipulating you into sex and that’s abuse.

- “I accept your asexuality but I have needs. You need to give me blowjobs at least.” is not a compromise. It’s demanding you to perform a sexual act and that’s abuse.

- “You’re bi and that means you’ll cheat on me if I let you hang out with guys!” is not the cute kind of jealousy. it’s controlling who you spend time with and that’s abuse.

- “I know you go by them/they but I’m angry at you, so I’ll call you he today.” is not a normal little fight. It’s using your dysphoria against you and that’s abuse.

- “If you don’t do what I want, I’ll tell your mom you’re trans and she’ll kick you out” is not a normal little fight, either. It’s using a vulnerable situation to manipulate you and that’s abuse.

- “You’re lucky you got me, nobody else would love someone as complicated and weird as you” is not a love confession. It’s trying to make you feel dependent on them and that’s abuse.

All of those sentences are examples of someone using your identity against you. That’s not acceptable behavior and is not the way you deserve to be treated. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Dad 

reblogging your own selfie

why is his name white he’s purple

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

This needs to be added though this post is so damn old

his friends call him WHITE BOY

I know it’s not as funny but either they couldn’t get the ñ in there or they actually call him “nino” which is a cute way to say “padrino” which would make him The White Godfather

“create the content you want to see!”

but I’m tired

what a mood

but i'm hungry, too

REBLOG FOR NOISES

reblog for noises

this is THE funniest tiktok story i’ve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl

he mentioned in the comments that it was a gay strip club/restaurant combo, but i love how he didn’t think to clarify that at any point in the video

me irl