this blog is brought to u by someone unmedicated
i really like looking at google image searches for βfiremen rescuing catsβ or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THEREβS THIS ONE
βTHATβS RIGHT TWASΒ IΒ that set the house ablaze!!!β
Dying.
Every fucking time I know whatβs at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
Iβm so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
HAPPY TEN YEARS TO βTWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZEβ
While I'm proud of watcher for branching out, I'm not sure hiding everything behind a pay wall was the smartest thing to do actually.
Watcher, once they read all the comments to their announcement:
watcher leaving youtube... for a streaming service????
Cerberus is real
(via)
junimo breakdancing
animated on stream !!
SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT
We donβt appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They donβt.
Barry: Eat the rich!
Bruce: Oh thank Go-
Clark: Oh, I intend to π₯΄π₯΅
Itβs Batmanβs turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.
Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?
βI would fuck β-, I would marry β-, and then I would commit suicide.β
βBatman, thatβs not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.β
βI did.β
ββ¦WHAT?!β
βI would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.β
This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said βIβd marry Bruce Wayne for the moneyβ and the other half have not only said that theyβd fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.
Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, whatβll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe youβll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, whatβve you got for us?
Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I donβt think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-
Justice League: -horrified screeching-
pLEASE- ππ€
Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.
PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??
2014 Tumblr wasnβt about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
- me on a date:Β tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them:Β oh that place? lol that was so cringe I-Β me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:Β I have to go
- secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agentβs feet* fuck you
- β[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]β I came out to have a good time and Iβm honestly feeling so attacked right now
- because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (
snakesnail memes) - none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
- Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- girls donβt want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
- when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
- I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
- this post is the real last meme of 2014
- βaverage site spawns 3 iconic memes a yearβ factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Platoβs cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924
HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE
First of all, this is genius and the sound must be on. I have a lot of comments. This was a LOT of work. Not just the animation... but the lovely and adorable handmade creatures themselves. The staging and gathering of the miniatures used, all of it. A labor of love. I am so happy to Reblog and I hope more enjoy it. Thank you so much for sharing, pretty much reset my day.
This is so sweet π₯Ή
<3 I just wanna be a lil froggo living a cute little creature life like this <3