when car alarms go off no one really thinks anything other than “uggh thats so annoying” no ones like “SHIT hope thats not my car”
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“ballIEVE it or not, I’m walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-hee-hee”
Please go watch Dog of Wisdom and have you life altered
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do you make hydroelectric power?
because DAM
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Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag?
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The prettiest things ever: -Girls -Space -No need to add on -That’s it
my best friends
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“First up, from the Women’s Issues club, we have Peter and Zeke.”
it’s the effort that counts
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Ron Swanson would think Louise Belcher is the most fantastic kid ever
Main regret in life
doing my nails before LITERALY anything
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Things Witnessed in High School
- White Kid: *sighs while reading about imperialism* “white people ruin everything”
- “I go home and try to do my homework but oops I left my motivation at school”
- Random Guy: *runs down hallway* “raise your hands if you want to die!” *everybody raises their hands*
- “WHO WANTS TO BE PART OF THE PRE-TEST PRAYER CIRCLE?” “I’m Buddhist but can I?” *clears throat* “DEAR GOD, OR WHATEVER ELSE-”
- “is the test hard?” “if you didn’t study” *high-pitched hysterical screaming*
- “hey did you do the-” “No”
- *looks down at test, looks up at ceiling, waves arms desperately*
- “I’M GONNA WING IT!” “but-” “I’M GONNA WING IT!”
- “that’s not the right-” “it’s fine” “but you just need to-” “it’s fine”
- *while taking a test* “Does anybody have a crayon I can borrow?”
- “Can I just drop out?” “And do what?” “I dunno dude hitchhiking seems fun”
- *drinks aggressively from water bottle* I WISH THIS WAS ALCOHOL
- “What do you want?” “I’ll pay you a dollar for your lunch”
- *rolls down hallway in a swivel chair, calmly sips Coca Cola*
- *frantically searches through binder, pulls out a crumpled packet, makes the sign of the cross*
- “when is this due?” “on february 10″ “i’ll start it february 9″
- *slowly sinks to the floor* “I just need a nap. A nice, long, nap.”
- “What time did you go to sleep?” “You don’t want to know”
- “You can’t paint on glass, though” “Not with that attitude”
- “I will pay you $5 to do my homework” “That’s awful! I need at least forty”
“i stayed up till 2 am watching videos on how to make sandwiches”
*rides razor scooter through Spanish class, face plants* “solid”
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Supermarket carrots. Artist unknown
wow I love this ed sheeran song
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xan-oku
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