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“I’m not sure why you’d assume I’d share my capturing techniques.”
“I bet it’s some sort ritual that involves dancing naked and blood magic isn’t it?”
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“Do you normally start off a conversation this way when you approach little girls?”
“Well, if they can get me a dragon, then in a word: yes.”
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If you listen hard enough, you might be able to hear the pained cries of some hairy hobo in the distance.
What a pitiful sound.
It echoes through the window into the warm, warm room from the blistery air outside. A surprise to her that she can hear it over that sharp Fereldan wind. She had to wonder what sort of sad thing could make such a terrible sound, and why. Should she look…?
… Nah.
Best that she keep the window shut – she certainly wouldn’t want the chill getting in.
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There’s an abundance of things she felt the need to smack his head against the wall for— but none of them carried a name. Perhaps she had felt a little neglected, but who wouldn’t? It made him feel worse than he likely was; she was the asshole of the two, after all. Can’t have that reputation sullied.
“Lots of air outside, yes. What do you want?”
So it was going to be like this, wonderful. No such thing as talking things out like the adults they were on occasion. Just all sorts of glaring and grumping, not that he didn't mind the silence, but Marian had a way of affecting the mood and he had plans tonight. Plans that didn't involve feeling guilty over something he's supposedly done.
"Call me crazy, but I have this funny feeling that you might just be a little angry at me."
He's somewhat leery and for good reason too since she's angry at him. What he's done this time is beyond him, but he's quite certain it's deserved. The real question is what sort of retribution she plans on exacting for whatever slight he's done to her this time.
"So... nice weather we're having."
Dear brother, Brother, Garrett, Fucking idiot, I’m somewhere getting wasted. That means probably on the balcony yelling at random citizens. I will literally cut your throat the next time I see you for not putting up with me for so long. >:( Marian <3 Your future demise,
"Oh, good. A death threat from Marian. And here I was wondering if something had happened. Now I can go about my day without worry since all is right in the world now."
tugs at your beard >8I
"I going to put you on the tallest shelf I own for that."
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“I have done nothing to earn distrust, and yet I am met with it whenever I take a breath. Leaves dipped in hot water, nothing lethal— unless you plan on telling me that humans die from it.”
"It depends on the leaves and also because I'm in not in the habit of drinking anything offered by dragons. I find it's a really healthy way of living. You should try it yourself."
approving dragon noises for this url.
"Well, it's completely true. Why go with anything else when you can go with the obvious?"
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“It’s tea. I have no plans of poisoning you, and it happens to be a pandaren tradition to share a cup with someone. Stop starring at it, lest you want it to get cold.”
"I'm not saying that I don't trust you -- well, I don't, but what exactly constitutes as tea for dragons anyway?"
STORMS IN AND RAIDS YOUR PANTRY AND PETS YOUR MABARI AND LEAVES.
"...This is why exactly no one ever invites you to their parties."
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◤anders◢
Stupor.
That was the best word for it. White noise in his ears, the kind that drowned out the worst thoughts if he was lucky enough. It hadn’t been immediate, but damned close. He’d seen Hawke off, despite protests and pleas, despite spending the best part of those last days begging him to stay. Begging that, at the very least, he could come along. ‘Nobody would recognize me.’ Other than, he was reminded more than once, by association. Hawke was nothing if not stubborn; Even with Anders’ constant warnings, his nagging and oft-voiced concerns, this was the first they’d been separated in recent memory. He had, in no uncertain terms, put Hawke in grave danger with this association. Were he a less selfish man, the departure would have come as a relief. He only played at being such a soul however, and his reality, his entire being, depended fully on Hawke by now. How many days now? He’d taken stone to the wall to count them, the same he’d done that year in solitary. The comparison made him ill. It was the same, really. Maybe not so long, but the days stretched in a new way. However unsafe, uncertain things were for them here, Hawke was walking into the fire. There was promise he would return, but it wasn’t necessarily one he could keep. Anders knew those kinds of promises. He’d made those kinds of promises.
…and yet… If it weren’t for that promise, Anders was sure he would have simply let himself waste away. Well, the promise and the dog. He’d never been fond of the beast, but he couldn’t say he hadn’t served as one hell of a companion when he had no other. Especially against those templars. There was a surge at his shoulder, a flash of what had happened. He might have considered it more, but suddenly… a voice. His voice. The dog bolted from where he’d been laying, head in Anders’ lap, offering an occasional huff or whine. His own first instinct was to freeze. His heart lept. He wanted to do the same. Instead, he forced himself to his feet, slow and unsteady. When had he eaten last? He felt dizzy to stand. "Hawke?" his voice shook more than he’d expected. He hesitated just a moment, brushed a hand through unkempt beard, then back through hair, caked with dirt, probably still stained with blood. He took care to which shadows he clung to, which wall he followed, stumbling in the direction of their little hideout’s entrance. He had to squint against the light, adjust his sight a moment before there was anything more than sillhouette against it. And then, there, in all his glory… he’d actually returned. "You’re…home…" he repeated, words feeling foreign in his throat. Despite the urge to run, all he seemed able to do was stand. Stare. Pretend there weren’t tears stinging dirty cheeks.
It’s a heartbeat and an eternity in which he forgets to breathe because this is it, this is what coming home is now. A constant dread of the worst since it’s easier to expect that than to let hope be taken away from him. So many years later and he finally has an appreciation of those words Anders had uttered that night by the fire in the privacy of his bedroom. Something always has to happen, that’s the song and dance of his life now.
And it all has to do with that blasted fear demon’s words.
Anders will die.
He can’t remove the image of a twisted and mutilated body in his mind, run through by Templars or worse. No amount of rationalizing can banish the whispers that coil within the darkest corners of his mind. Of course that demon knew where to hurt him the most, pouring lies at his feet to feed its nightmare. He’d feel shame for the wild surge of panic when nothing answered him, but at this point he just doesn’t care.
The answer comes, a croak that hardly sounds like the same man he’d left behind, but it’s Anders all the same and suddenly he’s running forward. His feet ache, his legs feel like they’re made of lead, but it’s like he’s twenty-five again with all the energy that came with youth. He’s upon Anders in seconds, staff tossed carelessly aside in favour of dragging the man into his arms, face buried into the crook his neck. He doesn't care of the stench or the tangle of beard or hair or the filth that cakes the man he's holding. This is home and he’s never going to leave again.
He very nearly squeezes the life out of him, but even as he’s holding him, there’s no ignoring that Anders has lost weight again or the dirty clothes or the condition that he’s in. This is exactly why he hadn’t wanted to leave in the first place. There’s no need to question what Anders had done in his absence when he knows him and this is why he’s taken to squatting in a cave rather than being out there trying to play hero.
He closes his eyes, pulls away enough to touch his forehead to Anders’ and takes that moment to steel himself. One sacrifice made for another, but this was fixable or at least what’s on the surface is easy to manage. What’s broken inside… he knows better than to try.
“You really need a bath, love,” he forces the smile and brings his hands up to cradle Anders' face, thumbs brushing smudges of dirt from his cheeks. "And I need food. When was the last time that you ate?"
when tumblr does the recommended blog thing and uses a post from that blog that spoils a huge part of the game for you.
Nanna told me to punch you in the d
"...While I don't doubt that it'd be completely deserved -- what is it exactly did I do this time?"