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001 the magician upright: power, skill, concentration, action, resourcefulness. reversed: manipulation, poor planning, latent talents
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❝ Actually … I was thinking if it’s possible to shove a plastic tube down a person’s throat, and put a fan on top of it. Would it give out the same amount of air pressure a person does with mouth to mouth? Who knows, who knows, who knows … ❞

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       “I think I would prefer someone’s mouth on me than some gross plastic tube. At least then I can pretend I’m getting a hot kiss of life instead of having someone MacGyver rig a fan down my throat... What if there are diseases on it?! I can’t get mono when I have finals!”  

#dualias#|| ic ;;#|| WHAT THE HELL OMG HIDE#|| im crying what is that LOOOOL
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five-word sentences.

  • “ please just let me forget. ”
  • “ c'mon try to guess what. ”
  • “ just leave me alone already. ”
  • “ no, i’m not going to. ”
  • “ you can’t change my mind. ”
  • “ my mind is made up. ”
  • “ i’m not gonna let you. ”
  • “ don’t do that to me. ”
  • “ think about what you’re doing. ”
  • “ why aren’t you listening now? ”
  • “ i want to sleep forever. ”
  • “ you need to leave now. ”
  • “ i’ll always have your back. ”
  • “ now there’s no going back. ”
  • “ the view really is spectacular. ”
  • “ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
  • “ why can’t you trust me? ”
  • “ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
  • “ i don’t love you anymore. ”
  • “ i am a great person. ”
  • “ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
  • “ exactly, why are you awake? ”
  • “ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
  • “ how is that not hilarious? ”
  • “ please just calm down now. ” 
  • “ i was already calm, asshole. ”
  • “ i can see your underwear. ”
  • “ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
  • “ please stop losing your temper. ”
  • “ you can cry if needed. ”
  • “ you have to run away. ”
  • “ i just wanna be yours. ”
  • “ ashes, we all fall down. ”
  • “ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”
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yumexii replied to your post:i'm asking because my egg hatched for some reason,...

“ hide this isn’t funny i’m having a dilemma here. you’re not helping. it keeps following me around and i don’t know if i should leave it alone. i think i read over thirty articles about taking care of baby chicks and none of them are helping either. come over. ” obviously hide’s the dad? why’s this even a question
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“Have you considered eating it and absorbing its power?” 

Okay, okay. No more bad jokes. It was time to take this seriously! For Kaneki’s sake, of course. He could only imagine what his friend’s search history looked like after trying to figure out what to do with a chick. He was probably running around like - LAST JOKE FOR REAL THIS TIME - a chicken with its head cut off. 

“It probably thinks you’re its mother. That’s why it keeps following you around... Uhm, just hang tight and I’ll be there soon. Don’t try to sit on it or anything! You can’t keep it warm that way.” Geez, didn’t he already know...      

#yumexii#|| squints... are they going to play house with a baby chick???
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i'm asking because my egg hatched for some reason, and now i don't know what to do. help

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“Kaneki, I hate to break this EGG shattering news to you, but… you’re going to be a mother.” 

He was trying his hardest not to laugh at his poor friend’s situation, but the corners of his lips were deceiving him, lightly curling up into a grin.  

“I’ll be there for you every step of the way. Do you know who the father is?” 

#yumexii#|| answered ;;#|| IM JUST -- WHAT
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yumejuni asked:

hide have you ever tried hatching a store bought egg?

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“Maybe I did, and maybe I didn’t.” 

Totally did. He was five and wanted to know where babies came from. The experience resulted in broken egg on the couch because he sat on the thing trying to keep it warm. Needless to say, he was not at all successful. 

#yumexii#|| answered ;;#|| he tried again three more time before his mother stopped him#|| he still likes eggs on his burger though#|| but not crushed on the couch
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oh my god, hide.

           “  hide, i don’t know what that means.  ” 

only he does ——— and he’s trying his damnest to keep that composure locked in place.

           “  just … fine? i don’t know. all those girls must’ve been                on to something.  ”

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Wait -- Hold the phone!

“Are you serious?! Ah, geez. You can’t just go around calling people ‘just fine’ and not know what you’re saying.” Especially Hide. “You basically called me an average ugly duckling. I’m hurt! Super hurt! And -- ”

          “I told a majority of those girls that I couldn’t accept their feelings because you liked them.            Plus, I had a conspiracy that they were only after my sweatshirts.” 

#yumexii#|| kaneki that's so meaaaan!!#|| hide trying to be a good bro and protect his jackets#|| and here kaneki is just calling him just FINE#|| he's going to cross his face out in the year book...#|| no not really... he'd probably draw something cute next to his picture
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            “  i meant ——— i think you looked fine? didn’t every girl                from our class (  and school probably  ) have a crush on you?  ”

aren’t cheese puffs delicious?

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“Are we talking fine? Just fine? Or fiiiiiine? Because fine can be interpreted in many different ways, Kaneki.”

Completely ignores ‘every girl having a crush on him’ comment. So many ignored confession letters... Dark days, dark days. 

#yumexii#|| aww... HE TOTALLY WOULD#|| hide would have the biggest smile in all of his pictures#|| and poor kaneki is wrestled into a hug bc hide cannot pass up a photo opportunity for the yearbook#|| like - LOOK THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND TAKE A PICTURE PLZ
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