@thebigsartorialist / thebigsartorialist.tumblr.com
A classic example of the how stripes can be thinning. I know I look like Kate Moss or Gigi Hadid on a coke binge in the 90s but, surprise, it's not!
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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"You make me feel underdressed"
"Well then, my work here is done!"
(Opens umbrella and floats to next city)
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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When the bulb in the lighthouse goes out so they make you stand on the edge of the bluffs and take your hat off in a pulsating fashion to warn passing ships by the reflection off your pasty scalp
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Christy’s
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Treebeard on the way to a particularly formal Entmoot, with the darn Hobbits hanging around again
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“People like you are the worst!”
“The worst? OMG did someone abolish Congress while I wasn’t looking?”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Christy’s
Socks: Pantherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“You shouldn’t get compliments for just buying clothes. I don’t get compliments for buying a cheeseburger”
“Maybe you should try one on, mix in some different cheeses, try out a few buns, accessorize with unique condiments, and see what happens”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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When Buffy and Jody run away again and Mr French has to once again search for them in the park
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“You just hit 200k followers! You know what that means!”
“Um, sometimes Voodoo does work?”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“No disrespect, but you look like Burl Ives!”
“Well I guess just leaving my banjo at home is not the brilliant disguise I thought it’d be”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Just finishing the Boston Marathon …well, OK, fine…as the mascot that claps at the finish line but, hey, I’m here!
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“What do you recommend wearing while flying”
“You can dress more casually these days on a plane”
“Like no tie?”
“I said casual, not ‘like an animal’”
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“Why did you start the Industrial Revolution?”
“Well I’d be a damn silly sight standing around dressed like this with hands on both lapels harrumphing at just cows now wouldn’t I?”
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Plug a little pluggish but he plugged
Man I am getting down with this youth lingo. They’ll never guess I’m a fat Gen Xer in a 3 piece suit and tie
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Sorry everyone! Sorry! That wasn’t a second eclipse, I just stepped in front of the sun. My apologies for the confusion.
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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When the Penguin goes on vacation and thinks Batman will never find him without that ridiculous cigarette thing in his mouth
Magic mirror on the wall, who is the jolliest one of all?
Famed is thy jolliness. But hold, another I see. Alas, he is more jolly than thee.
Alas for him! Reveal his name.
Cothes red as the rose. Belly moves like jelly. Santa is more jolly than thee.
Damn him! (makes poison cookies and milk)
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Christy’s
Socks: Carlo Chiocchio
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“You are so sigma”
“Only one? I mean, c’mon, in terms of clothing I’m at least 5 to 6 sigma”
_ Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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