My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

i live and die for chris evans, annoying theater nerd x

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

I walk in the room

She mad

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

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This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

HELLO????

This is some college AU gold

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

dare i say….mood?

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.

The gift of prophecy from last year:

The adventures of CJ

Reblogging this again for an update

a wholesome post

PLOT FUCKING TWIST

Pizza Planet Truck

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad