the whole "omg i'd be so anxious and embarrassed to eat at a restaurant/go to the movies/go to a concert ALONE" thing is so pathetic to me. like literally what are you doing with your life? just rotting in bed when you don't have a chaperone? i love doing stuff alone....it's genuinely refreshing to just read your book and eat a meal at the bar or go to the movies or a show without worrying whether the person you're with is having a good time....

anatomically impossible

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

it was just a misunderstanding

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↳ MAT BARZAL AT PRACTICE | 4.24.24

I'm working laaate 📝🕐 cause I'm a singerrrr 🎤💃🏼🎶 oh he looks so cuuute 😍🥰 wrapped round my fingerrrr 🤞🧎‍♂️ my twisted humor 🤪 make him laugh so often 🤭😇 my honey beeee 🍯🐝 come and get this pollen 🌸🌼 too bad your ex don't do it for ya! ❌️🤷🏼‍♀️ walked in and dream came trued it for ya! 💭🔮 soft skin and I perfumed it for ya! 😌💋 I know I mountain dew it for ya! 🥤😋 that morning coffee brewed it for ya! ☕️ one touch and I brand newed it for ya! 💅✨️ now he's thinkin bout meee 🙋🏼‍♀️ every night 🌙🌌 ohh that's that me espresso 💁🏼‍♀️☕️ say you can't sleeeep 💤 baby I know! 🤭 that's that me espresso 💁🏼‍♀️☕️

i think what saves me from a lot of discourse is that i'm simply Not Reading All That

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

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REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.

Here’s screenshots of how to do CPR on a cat (Below the keep reading)

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i look in people’s windows may be her shortest song but i think it’s one of the most relatable ones. “i’m afflicted by the not knowing / i look in people’s windows in case you’re at their table, what if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time?” - how many times have i wondered what would happen if i saw someone again. how many times have i searched stranger’s faces for a glimpse of someone i once knew. how many times have I looked around once-familiar places in case i saw them. things end but you sometimes wish u could just see them one more time.. and what would happen? and that’s why im obsessed with this song!!!

for a fortnight

TAYLOR SWIFT & POST MALONE Fortnight Music Video (2024)

TAYLOR SWIFT & POST MALONE - Fortnight (2024)

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90