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@drakeisbad

hey
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emaribaby

i’d like to go on a kill bill style murder tour and decapitate all the hollywood rapists

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Get yourself a cat that hears you sobbing from the other room, literally comes & opens your door and walks over to you and then lays next to you on the bed looking like this

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tornadon-t

So the latest hurricane news that *I* saw was that they were seriously telling people not to fire their guns into the storm

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drakeisbad

People in Florida ain’t gonna shoot at no hurricane named Irma. She doesn’t sound like an innocent unarmed black man. Hurricane Tyrone on the other hand tho….

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How do I constantly forget how much of an introvert I am Jesus fucking Christ I want everyone to get the fuck away from me lmfao

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I will never ever understand how normal people can just have this in front of them and they can participate in it with dignity and grace. Being able to eat this stuff and then being able to carry on with your day is literally a privilege. Like... ok- me casually eating pastries is honestly the same concept as someone casually shooting heroin. I fucking hate being an addict lmfao

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