This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.

Whatever you THINK you’re about to see in this video you’re very likely wrong

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

For the love of God, sound on.

Is that the same guy with the ugly-ass faced cat in his yard???

I forget Moose exist sometimes. They look terrifying.

An epic saga

Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

Getting into a fandom just for the drama and not for the actual thing

Which GIF would represent “Being in a fandom but not watching the show/not watching the show anymore”?

When you've been questioned about fandoms

This is sweet :)

Talking about a show/book with someone and accidentally mentioning something that was actually in a fanfiction

I feel like this is accurate 😂

Talking about a show/book with someone and accidentally mentioning something that was actually in a fanfiction

I feel like this is accurate 😂

Picture Perfect (Alex Høgh Andersen x Reader) Oneshot

Synopsis: Sometimes, the view is too good not to snap a quick shot.

Word count: 7.8k

A/N: Yes I know I said I wouldn’t write for real people anymore but this was initially written for a good friend’s birthday, because she loves Alex, and I didn’t want to leave it sitting in my fanfics folder, collecting metaphorical dust.

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The snow just kept getting on his lens, and the gods help him, he was slowly losing patience. Like every week-end he took a stroll around town, finding a reasonably deserted park or street and tried to capture a few moments. He should have known to bring his bigger camera today as it was snowing – not heavily but enough to be a nuisance.

He cleaned his lens for the umpteenth times and quickly placed the camera back in front of his face the second he heard footsteps approaching, the soft crunch of the snow under their boots betraying their presence.

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Tiny Dancer

A/N: I finally decided to take the plunge and write a bit before my life gets hectic again. I recently just started summer classes for uni. So, they are very fast paced but, this was requested a long time ago by @ravenmoonsworld.

Warning: Mention of drugs, snow.

You felt the pressure of upholding an image and being obedient. As long as you listened to your parents then your life will be “perfect”, or so they say. Growing up you learned to live by their words and it kept you out of trouble, but it also left you to be the least experienced person in London, least experienced in life and every single possible thing there was out there.

You weren’t very familiar with the life Elizabeth, “Bette”, lived. She did her work in the night, but to say that you were the furthest from reserved and pure would be a complete and utter lie. Sure, you have done illegal things here and there, but definitely not what she has done. Bette was what you wish to be. She was so free spirited and wild. She did not care what others thought of her.

When you met Bette, your life had drastically changed. She brought you into her life. Ever since secondary school you were under her wing. You both knew how to keep an appearance around your parents but when the night came you were introduced to the night life that Bette lived. She would take you to pubs and nights that she worked you would tag along. You always wondered how oblivious your parents were to your new night life.

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the first time ever i saw your face

Requested by: Anonymous Tagging: @starryrevelations

Pairing: Bonnie Gold x Reader Rating: T Words: 770

The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the endless skies

-”The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” by Roberta Flack

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#49 & #58 - Bonnie

When Tommy stops the car, you’re in the woods by a caravan - no people in sight, no houses, no safe hotel like he promised. Just Bonnie Gold, his horse, and his caravan.

‘Tommy, you said-’

‘I know what I said, [y/n]. There’s been a change of plan.’ He sighs and opens the car door. ‘Come on.’

You mouth falls slack. He’s out the car and walking toward Bonnie before you can argue otherwise. So, you follow suit, knowing that whatever he’s arranged is too set in stone to be undone now.

‘No main roads, Bonnie. Just lanes. And only stop for people you trust.’

‘What happened to finding a safe house?’ you ask, looking between him and Bonnie, who sits above you with his reins on his lap. 

Tommy ignores you. ‘Can you do that, Bonnie?’ 

‘Don’t worry, Mr Shelby, [y/n] will be safe with me.’

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*Character is described as worst than the devil himself and will release the gates of hell to destroy the world and turn everyone into murdering maniacs*

Me: That’s the man I choose to love. I want to give him everything his heart desires and make sure he lives a full and happy life.