Bee ❤︎

girl im bored lets browse academic articles

Hot tip: if you want to see scientists being snarky and sardonic, type ‘Reply to’ into google scholar and make yourself some popcorn. You can add your field of interest to the search or narrow down the timeframe to make it more specific or recent.

holy smokes. dr scherz it’s an honor

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

Sleep issues; 

  Uncomfortable with silence; 

Anxiety; 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

Isolation and loneliness; 

  Self-harm;

Addiction; 

  Eating disorders; 

  Dealing with self-hatred;  

  Suicidal; 

  Schizophrenia;

OCD;

Borderline personality disorder; 

Abuse; 

  Bullying;

  Loss and grief; 

(Other loss and grief)

  Getting help; 

Things you need to remember; 

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

{oh fuck this user got eaten by a got damn bird}

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?

please spread this and please stay safe.

every single one of my followers should reblog this. Keep your brothers and sisters safe.

DUDE WTH

what the frick is this real

according to the internet this is a real thing in the UK.

thats messed up.

stay safe 

I just looked it up and for real people are getting these letters all over the UK.

Please be safe if youre muslim, if youre not muslim please look out for and protect the muslim people around you, theres some seriously sick people out there that may very well act on this.

What the actual fuck.

Please stay safe everyone

Rushed to snopes, hoping to find it’s a hoax - doesn’t seem to be, and it’s reported on The Independent and on Sky News and on The Guardian.

Stay safe, everyone.

Even if youre not UK, still spread this, maybe it’ll reach someone that is

(NOT TS BUT IMPORTANT)

If you’re in the UK please stay safe on April 3rd. This is not a hoax and there will probably be people sick enough to try to get these “rewards”. UK or elsewhere, Muslim or otherwise, spread this to make sure we can all stay safe!

Who wants to run me over? I’ll give you gas money

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

what men think women love to be called:

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

i hope the person who said “that’s pussy, babe!” is living their best life

hi!! i actually just got a new part time job i really wanted, am working on a lot of music, got accepted to my school of choice, loving my relationship with my gf and regularly enjoying pussy babe! thank you!

babe…. that really is pussy

NICE AND WET 💦

abb✖️

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