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[🦇 // march 2023]

self repairs ⚡

commission for raxraxraxraxrax on twt!

[ID: a digital fullbody illustration of a dark blue muntjac anthro with a robotic left arm, a holographic tube top, yellow shorts, striking red leggings that match their hair and horns, and holographic boots. they sit down in a relaxed pose against a colorful background, poking around in their robotic arm with a screwdriver. /end ID]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

I'm not taking that fuckin pill get away from my mou... hey where'd you get that chunk of American cheese that looks good as fuck. Can I have it

Hello, lactose intolerant person. Your stomach has repeatedly made you aware that you have a dairy sensitivity via violent diarrhea, yet you never alter your eating habits. In front of you is a delicious salad with a nice shredded cheddar. Next to it is another salad of the same quality, minus the cheese that your stomach so despises. The door will unlock and you will be set free regardless of which one you pick, because I already know which one you are going to pick, and there is no trap I could set that is worse than the fate you have sealed for yourself. Good luck out there soldier.

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what game should i get guys

Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

a couple more pokemon women!!! 

Valynxia up to no good with her new additional limbs

OC from Whooo_ya)

I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

and I am in character as the king’s most trusted advisor the whole time

I could say things like “yes, my liege, most clever, my liege” and keep notes for the DM and maybe supply a few character voices. and serve everyone very sinister tea.

No. I’m not looking for any words. Dungeon Mentat suits me just fine.

I believe he rolled a 3,my lord... He does this to spite you...

Honestly, I wish this were normalized specifically because it would act as a sort of apprenticeship for folks who'd like to one day be dungeonmasters but don't want to jump into the deepend. The experienced dm doing the mentoring likewise gets to offload some of the busywork of running/prepping the game onto someone who needs the practice. I know I'd love someone to workshop ideas with, as well as help pad out my adventures/dungeons with 10-20% more encounters.

This is to say nothing of how great it is to just have someone around to talk to about your game. DMing is a lonely art, especially when you have longterm plans that may take weeks or months to manifest.

Beauty in the dressing room

Drew the slimiest unit I know

NOO THEY THINK IM A CAT IN THE QRTS THEY CANT TELL MY AKITA EARS

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