HEY GUYS. IF ANYONE HAVE ANY NEWS OF @marchingclocks / @ohdearbrendonurie or any way to contact her can you please send me a DM? THANK YOU

SPEAKING OF AMAZING STAR WARS MERCHANDISE, I GOT THE CUTEST THING THE OTHER DAY. It’s a Yoda flashlight! Which, when I say that, you’re probably think of something like Yoda on the handle or what have you.  Maybe a cute little Yoda head on it or a lightsaber that glows? NOPE. IT’S A CUTE LITTLE FUNKO POP-STYLE LITTLE FIGURE.

HE’S CUTE. SO WHERE’S THE FLASHLIGHT PART? GLAD YOU ASKED. He has a handle on the back of him that’s basically like a coffee mug handle that you squeeze and–

THIS IS RIDICULOUS, STAR WARS, WHO THOUGHT THIS UP? I LOVE IT.

Yoda unhinges his jaw like a snake and the light of the Force bursts forth to incinerate his enemies. “Within you the Force is. Shine like a beacon it does.”

The Chewbacca one is also very cute, too bad it doesn’t make noises like the Darth Vader / R2-D2 candy dispensers...

hey, if anyone knows anything about @marchingclocks can u send me a message guys? thanks