When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

i learned that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army (x)

Man, fuck Youtube for promoting this homophobic, racist garbage.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Get fucked, assholes!

Love wins

Tom and Jerry

LOVE WON

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

i dont want to pandemic

i want be held by women

can't find a job because "jeff the killer" is already taken

by who

jeff

im rediscovering apples and honestly i feel like the babadook from death note, theyre so good

im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????

i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed

their parents sold them to bts

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but it’s really really important

I don’t consider this nsfw because this is actually important and people need to get educated.

Because I’m pretty sure our desi parents won’t teach this

Reblogging because haha Muslim parents will nEVER touch on this, EVER.

To be honest @george-fabian-weasley- neither will any religious or asian parents will talk about this. 

SO REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN FOR ALL YOU PEEPS 

well i have both simultaneously so KDHSKJDJS

Reblogging because this is important.

just finding this after being off tumblr for a few years .... chile i’m neither straight or a girl 😭😭 oh how time flies