hang on, hang on, I gotta go cry. This is too sweet, too wonderful
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dart
Dark
bark
Lark
Lure
Sure
Surf
Serf
Self
Seld
Meld
Mold
Mole
Hole
Bole
Bolt
Boat
Boar
Soar
Soap
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soul
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Graffiti spotted in Quebec City
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help
Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"
not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny
'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"
Seen in Austin, Texas
do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
Source smoothdunk on twitter
Saw this on a door at work.
That fucking tag omg
Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this
Cops having a chuckle because they’re too cowardly to take a beating in order to save a life. All cops are cowards.
My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.
"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."
Transmeds in my inbox already saying I don't deserve life-saving surgery because I'm "not taking it seriously".
I'm so serious about autopsy tits it's unreal. Dead serious.
Also, it's literally possible because someone sort of has it (they're Saint_Argentum on TikTok; someone just sent screenshots) and it looks amazing. It would just connect in the middle.
Whatever killed you also blew them clean off
Hey I know we’re all “haha furries” (why btw?) But this is actually really good ? If you’re an artist and make money with your craft, you should look into joining a union if possible. Worker rights mean ALL workers.
body paintings by Karen Turner
@strawberrylovely damn… yeah. Maybe I really am a work of art
Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."
And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."
And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."
And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."
And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???
Wow.
You should really listen to the WHOLE thing because this woman does not mince words