the rainbow connection

i am right

so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

#nobody survived this post

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Holy Hell this is amazing.

Versions with and without the glasses as the glasses perspective isnt my strong suit unfortunately

Dammit, now I want to go to a Waffle House.

I love this - it's fantastic!

new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes

@somedaywellfindit for you? :3

Last time a king had a reign that short it ended with Ireland ditching the whole monarchy thing.

Today, Northern Ireland got a pro-reunification First Minister for the first time.

Maybe Data was right about the Irish Reunification of 2024?

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

sorry, it's a GOOD thing if cishet people use non-conforming pronouns or dress in non-conforming ways or whatever else. for one, that person may not be cishet. but more importantly, living in a society where more people feel comfortable exploring their relationship to gender and sexuality is an undoubtedly GOOD thing

the picrew of dorian gray

I think personal labels can be useful for “there’s a word for it”, “I’m not alone”, and “oh neat, I know what to put in a search engine now” reasons, but I also think they can be troublesome.

Plenty of people won’t fit 100% neatly into a label, and when they encounter a rare exception to what is otherwise an accurate label for them, it can feel like an identity crisis.

The labels aren’t literally what you are. They’re words. They’re meant to assist communication and organization, not to control you.

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

tumblr for wasps would be crazy. Reblog would be called rebuzz . And the notes would be so so tiny

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fuck yes a yummy flower for me

#meals

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Hi waspblr! anybody else just loooves building huge nests out of paper?

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OMG yesssss!!!!! 😊 I make them so so big

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Paper is for cucks. Use clay instead

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Ummmm. Kill your self ?

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Hope nobody notices I’m not a real wasp lol

#idk if hymenopteroids think im problematic or whatever lmao #birds think I’m inedible and that’s all that matters

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time to drown myself in some guy’s drink

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I like to lay my eggs inside a caterpillar so that the babies will have something to snack on 👍

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Hey! What the fuck is your problem

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POOL WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the fuzz how did this get so popular #stop rebuzzing it

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*loud buzz*

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Ummmm why did a bird just try to eat me 🤨 do my yellow and black stripes and clearly sharp ovipositor mean nothing to you

BATESIAN MIMICRY SUPPORTERS DNI

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Just found a bee nest! Hooray! Let’s get this bread!

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So hot in here

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guess how long my abdomen is

#no matter what number you say you’ll be wrong

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Girl help my children are so nutritious how do I defend myself from large predators such as mammals

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just stab them with your ass OP

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Thank you for the advice!!

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AUUUUUUGH