anonymous asked: Can I ask for la squadra with a singer, musician an artist s/o, but they are unsure of their talent? >< have a nice day! ❤️

@twinkletwinklelittlestarss asked:  Heyy, I'm sorry If I bother you but can I ask  headcanons with la squadra (separately), with an s/o who confesses to them through a song? Like she is in a talent show and sings something for them (but not explicitly telling them that the song is for them but they understand anyway), she plays electric guitar ( La squadra's members are in the crowd watching them). TYSM, have a nice day ❤️ ( and I'm sorry if it's too tricky ><)

anonymous asked: Can I ask for platonic Mista headcanons? Thanks I LOVE YOUUU

• Mista, upon meeting him, radiated sibling energy. His constant teasing and antics made you realize that he wasn't really into you, but rather just wanted to annoy you as much as possible.
• He's very protective over you, in the way that a sibling would, of course. Show any bad intent and you'll be dealing with a mafia member at your throat.
• You both have your fair share of inside jokes, that often leave you rolling around on the floor clutching your stomachs. The other members just wouldn't understand your humor, aside from possibly Narancia.
• The three of you will also craft the perfect practical joke from time to time. More sophisticated than the average whoopee cushion. You still reflect on the time when Sex Pistols lodged themselves in the milk carton in the fridge and exploded it in Bruno's face. Good times, good times.
• Being young and bottomless pits, you and Mista will frequently buy food together as well. Sometimes you'll buy more food than necessary, and challenge each other to see who can eat the most. Extreme mukbang content.
• You also bounce music suggestions off one another. Who would have known that Mista had a really great taste in music? You both have god-tier Spotify Playlist, and laugh when your "Only You" personalized songs are influenced from the other's song choices. You've listened to them so many times.

@sunnyday-mayday asked: Hello! I was wondering if you could do Okuyasu, Narancia, Kakyoin, and Polnareff with a gender neutral S/O who’s afraid of thunder and lightning? they just make my heart swell and im in a rough patch rn since my family gets mad at me for being afraid. but uh— yeah! love your writing btw!!

• Kakyoin would console you before the storm even began. With his attention to detail (aka checking up on the local weather), he couldn't help but notice the severe storm that was headed your way.
• He makes sure that you are away from all of the windows and are as comfortable as possible when the storm arrives. With a mug of hot chocolate in your hand, you sit together on the couch, snuggled together in a blanket.
• Knowing that Kakyoin is there to make sure that you're safe during the tumultuous weather really means a lot to you.
• I could also see him telling you about the science behind storms and how you can count the seconds between lightning strikes and the subsequent thunder. Once you understand your fear, it might not bother you anymore.

• Polnareff will simply not accept your fear of storms, so he decides to curb your anxiousness in his own special way.
• Given his touchy nature, whenever a thunder boom could be heard he would envelop you in his arms. You inhaled the scent of his cologne that he always wore while waiting out the loud sound. Being squished in his chest muffled the sound.
• Cuddling through the rest of the storm is an absolute must for him. He wants to make sure that you know he will always be there for you when times get tough.

• Okuyasu will honestly be just as terrified as you are. He also gets spooked by the noises that come with the storm, so leading up to the event you can see his eyes nervously dart around the room.
• In a way, you're kind of glad that Okuyasu can understand your fear since he also shares it.
• During the storm, you'll be holding one another under a blanket or smooshed in the closet. At least you have some snacks to wait out the storm.

• Narancia loves the rain and the loud storms that rarely hit the area, but he understands why some people can be frightened by them. He decides to fight fire with fire by bringing his stereo system into the mix.
• He definitely has a "storm playlist" with louder and atmospheric music that can drown out even the most insistent of downpours.
• You are at ease as the storm rolls through, listening to the heavy beat pulsing from the music player as you play a round of cards with Narancia. This would probably be one of the only scenarios where his obnoxious music would end up coming in handy.

anonymous asked: Heyhey!!I love your writing hermit! can you please do a request of josuke playing mario with a female gf who wants to get romantic but he is too focused on playing the game. i think that josuke can’t catch a gorl’s hint and he is oblivious to the fact that she wants to get steamy. Thank you soo much!! ;)

• "Ah, I got killed by another flying koopa!" Josuke was ready to throw this controller across the room. You lounged on the couch next to him, watching the display. After class, it had now become a ritual to boot up the old Nintendo Entertainment System and play Super Mario Brothers.
• Although, these days you just gave your coveted Luigi run to Josuke, whose eyes were currently glued to the television screen. You didn't want to appear as clingy with your boyfriend and girlfriend status, but at the same time, you simply weren't content spending all of your time with his divided attention.
• "Baby, c'mon! We've been playing for hours and you promised that we were going to get something to eat at Tonio's tonight!" You pouted, kicking the unused controller to the side.
• "I know, I know. Just one more level, please. This guy that throws the spiny shits is really getting on my nerves today..." He bit his lower lip in concentration. Cute.
• After minutes of begging, you decided to use your secret weapon. You wiggled your fingers menacingly, "Oh Josuke, put the controller down right now or else you won't be able to feel your ribs when I'm through with you~"
• This could go either one of two ways: Josuke submits and puts down the controller, or he puts up a fight, the controller still tightly clutched in his hands. He chose the latter. He giggled as you dug your fingers into his sides; you were definitely affecting his game playing. Eventually, he died enough times on both sides that the GAME OVER screen appeared, much to your delight.
• "Mercy! Mercy! The game is over!" He threw down the controller and attempted to curl up into a ball. You relented, sitting back on your knees, thoroughly pleased with yourself.
• You always got exactly what you wanted, one way or another. Josuke was wrapped around your finger, and you absolutely loved it. “Good, I’m starving!”

anonymous asked: I could request hcs of Bruno and Kakyoin inviting their crush out, to finally declare themselves, they had planned everything from the beginning, it would be perfect. But everything that could go wrong turned out like a catastrophe, food falls on your head, it starts to rain (or whatever comes to mind) at the end of the date they are laughing at how disastrous everything was.

anonymous asked: I hope this follows the rules! How about some scenarios where the JoJos pass out all of a sudden? And they wake up in their Jobros arms or lap? I hope this is okay!

• Jonathan is a side sleeper, and when he falls asleep don't expect him to wake up anytime soon.
• He's an extremely heavy sleeper who snores; this is a lethal combination. On several occasions you've had to sleep in the other room. You would much rather deal with muffled snoring than having it in 4k quality.
• When you cuddle: Spooning is the way to go! Jonathan loves to wrap his arms around you, and it could even be the other way around. He finds it cute when you try to swing your leg over his large frame.

• Joseph cannot stay still. First he'll end up on his back, side, and then will roll onto his stomach. It seems like he can't get comfortable, but his soft snores tell a different story.
• He's also a blanket hog. When he rolls around with his blanket he becomes a burrito.
• When you cuddle: You don't. Seriously, you'd get mule kicked in your sleep. When Joseph is craving touch he'll flop onto you and pass out. He means well.

• Jotaro is a pretty light sleeper, actually. What he's endured in his young age leaves him susceptible to jumping at a light touch in the night. You could say he always has one eye open.
• When he does settle into a comfortable slumber, it's on his back, with his hat pulled over his eyes.
• When you cuddle: You mainly hug him from the side. It gives you the cuddling you desire, and it makes Jotaro feel protected. Nothing can harm him in your arms.

• Josuke is a mixed bag. He'll start out on his back one night, on his stomach the next. Although, whatever position he does choose he'll stick to it for the night.
• On his stomach he'll grab a pillow to hug close as well.
• When you cuddle: (see last point) You ARE the pillow. It may not be the same as full fledged cuddling, but you love the way he pulls you close with his arm. You know you aren't going anywhere in the night.

• Giorno is also a light sleeper, but at the same time he needs his sleep. He is the boss of Passione after all. He sleeps on his back with his arms above the covers.
• He sometimes wears a sleep mask to bed please don't come for me.
• When you cuddle: You don't want to have Giorno losing sleep, so subtle touches will do. A hand on his chest, or your legs touching still help you drift off yourself. Matching sleep masks? I think so.

• Jolyne likes to sleep on her stomach, usually with one of her legs hanging off of the bed. It’s her form of temperature control. 
• She also mumbles in her sleep sometimes, and you find it utterly adorable. It could be random sounds, or maybe your name. What are you dreaming about, Jolyne... 😳
• When you cuddle: She’s all about physical touch to the point where she won’t be able to sleep unless you’re right there next to her. You’ll be pulled into a hug and once she settles down you still won’t be able to escape her iron grip. You don’t mind, though.

@arthurkirklandswaifu asked:  Headcanons for the JoJos and potato chips? 🥔

• Did Jonathan even have potato chips around in his time? He would be thoroughly shocked by the concept for sure.
• "So, you're telling me...that's a potato all crisped up?" It would take at least a solid hour of explaining for him to fully get the message.
• Imagine his expression when you take him to the grocery store. He'll be so surprised when he comes to find that humanity has progressed to the point of perfecting the potato chip, going so far as creating different flavors and shapes. Blown away is an understatement.

• Joseph loves potato chips, or crisps as he calls them. He's young, so while he maintains a strict workout regimen, he feels the need to hoard as many bags as possible in his room.
• He would also have low-key food aggression. You can only eat some with his saying so. If you so much as look at his stash you'd be condemning yourself to an early grave.
• All that being said, when he's in the mood to share, (during dates, meal times, snacks), prepare to be spoiled. He wants you to try at least one of each!

• Jotaro eats, contrary to popular belief. Most of the time he'll blow off school to wander the streets of his town. During his solitary travels, he found his guilty pleasure: the potato chip.
• In the unlikely scenario that he shows up to class: Holly knows that he'll eat the meal she prepares for him if there's a little incentive in his lunch bag, so she'll sneak in a few chips now and then.
• Also before the events of Stardust Crusaders, I could see some potato chips being snuck into jail as well. She just wants to make sure that her son is well-fed.

• Josuke is a growing boy, so you know that he will be a bottomless pit when it comes to food.
• He and Okuyasu will raid the vending machines after class, shoving yen into the coin slot as if their lives depended on it. They'll be reluctant to share. (Koichi can have some, but forget about Shigechi.)
• Tomoko needs to hide her chips in a special cupboard with a padlock. She has created a chip-eating fiend.

• In all honesty, Giorno just finds potato chips too messy. Not to mention greasy.
• He'll see them laying around the base or watch Naranica and Mista scarf down a bag in five minutes with a look of distaste.
• He probably indulges in those veggie sticks with the salt on them....ew...

• Jolyne loves potato chips! She takes after her dad in this way. When she was younger Jotaro would dish them out as a special treat. Since then, they've become one of her favorite snacks.
• In prison, they're a bit hard to come by, but sometimes she'll sneak a bag or two out of the dining hall. 
• Since her cell is checked often, her bags are often confiscated. She’s resorted to putting them in her pillowcase. Jolyne is so dedicated to the cause that she’ll eat potato chip dust.