watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”
ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!
And what if I said I wanted a FH au where Gorgug is a barbarian/artificer teacher at Aguefort academy, specialising in helping multiclass students, who has a workshop and builds commissions as a side business (he has a high level of barbarian clients, who usually break or ruin regular artificer machines).
What if I wanted a FH au where Fabian becomes a bard/fighting teacher, using his mother’s sword lessons to teach students, taking over both dance club and bloodrush coach (who on weekends does dance classes and dances in local and national shows).
What if I wanted a FH au where Kristin recognises herself in the confused cleric students who are suddenly learning more about religion than their families taught them, and decides that she can assuade their doubt (they are encouraged to ask questions always, and she assures them that they don’t need to be certain to deserve kindness).
What if I wanted a FH au where the Aguefort academy has a sort of careers day, for those not looking for an adventuring career, and the students get to watch as their cleric, barbaficer and bard fighting teacher walk in with the most successful PI of Solus, the Elven Oracle and famous singer and Devil of Rebellion, acting like they’ve known each other forever.
What if the students look, and find an old photo in Agueforts office, of the six of them, fire and rubble in the background, hugging and laughing, with a post it note on the back of -the bad kids, do not seperate-.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF
rainbow dash discovers chappell roan
Bad kids, worse siblings
horror game where your main source of personal light is a phone with a broken flashlight, whose screen you use to light things up, & the player can customize the image on the screen so you can just walk around showing the monsters shit like
partway through the game the player gains a bluetooth speaker that's used to solve puzzles & scare off certain enemies; and the audio files the speaker plays can be, similairly, customized by the player
the game actually takes place in a utopian alternate universe where consumer phones kept easy-switch replacable batteries in the smartphone era, so you can have a battery mechanic with a realistic way to recharge it fast
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
gorgug oinking at the fbi, gorgug getting a teacher to fall for “loser says what”, and you’re telling me that fabian is the coolest kid in school? bffr
It actually is Gorgug, but there’s a universal understanding among the student body that Fabian must never know, because everyone really loves them both. It’s just like,
Okay
Fabian is the coolest because he genuinely loves being friends with everyone and he puts himself out there, shitdance and all. He has the means to live very comfortably, and he opens his space to the entire school as a hub, a meal if they need it, study space, party venue… hell he hired a massage therapist to be on standby! He cares for all the people in his community without judgement and everyone responds to that. They admire his steadfast ability to put his everything into whatever he does, including his grades. And he runs the absolute most banging parties. Did you hear he’s dating the senior class president? Omg they are so cute together.
And Gorgug is the coolest in a whole different way. He’s a trailblazer, creating the new barbificer class and absolutely owning it despite active discouragement and abuse from a teacher. He’s the drummer and cofounder of the hottest rock band in the world, whose music literally has the power to change reality and remake gods. He’s a quiet and confident defender, and everyone has watched him come to the defense of and take the damage for someone. They know he would do it for any one of them. He’s the guy who hosted the Frosty Faire and fought off a deranged principal bot with dildo machines, then oinked the cops off the property. He sailed a real ship through a real storm of real dragons. For a music video.
So Fabian is the coolest in a very down to earth, personable way; he’s friends with everyone, he’s genuine and fun and good at everything because he puts his everything into it.
Gorgug is the coolest because he’s Epic. He invented a new class, he oinked the cops off his property and it worked, he changes the literal world with his music and tanks hundreds of points of damage in a single encounter. He captured the night yorb in his van.
But all of that was kinda too long to like fit on a sash or something so everyone agreed Gorgug would be embarrassed to be called the coolest kid in school anyway, and they all love Fabian for his support and friendship and realize that being the coolest is Super Important to Fabian, so if they can make him feel good in return, so it shall be. Works out for everyone 😉
In America Trains expensive, ):
In Europe Trains are also expensive but less so ):
In Japan though?
Trains somewhat reasonably priced |:
fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.
on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury
