another cock in the murder machine

in defense of my point of the Cookie Monster having wet long fingers, I think they are still hairy and furry but they are wet they were wet because he was always licking his lips and sucking on them and sucking on his wet fingers that long grinch finger long ass bitch finger mouth his answer was in his fucking mouth because he was like sucking eating the cookies and he was like he was like he wasn’t even shooting them riding down on them I’m gonna throw up

hit some sort of nerve here. you don’t like my muppet ideas — fine. i guess i just … will take this outline of a psychological erotic body horror short story about my muppet ideas, and throw it in this fucking decommissioned puppet dumpster, and set it on very hot fire. since you guys are all mean to me anyways

Rohan has normal adult problems.

stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

like 2 weeks ago i had to ask "is nami's liquid diarrhea getting better?"

i helped this guy schedule a neuter for his dog named luffy once and this man tells me with a straight face "thank you for all your help getting luffy neutered"

before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

Now he's weak to fire! Get em girls!

Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

trust me, he wasn’t in danger of finishing any time soon

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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kofi request: "louie from pikmin eating a really big burger (he is about the size of a quarter so any burger is really big)"

LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off

denis villeneuve just announced that they're changing the design of the dune logo for the second movie. here's the rough draft