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welcome to my twisted mind

@im-parker / im-parker.tumblr.com

24. meme queen.
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#i'don't'fucking'care'
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*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*

Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

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What my shitty customers don't know is they when they say horrible things to me and call me a dumb bitch, it unlocks thr ability for me to buy a little plushie at the supermarket on the way home and every time they're nasty, Cinnamoroll gains power.

Some fool calls me stupid and the reward part of my brain starts dinging like a slot machine bc I get to go get a guy!!

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scwibbs

they mentioned starbucks in the last episode and they obviously meant the building but i thought it would be funnier if starbucks was still operating in the qz

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