olorea

snow day in the golden kingdom!

I think the concept of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall to find out about their own ships is always funny, but I need you to imagine lawlight learning about lawlight for a second. Light's face goes completely blank save for a violent eye twitch while he internally cycles through all five stages of grief and at least 10 emotions not yet recognised by the field of psychology within a matter of seconds, after which he plasters on a very strained polite smile and asks what "law" stands for in the most fake saccharine voice you've ever heard. L tries to murder Light with his bare hands. Light decks L in the face while getting choked out and weasels away, politely excusing himself for a minute, then L drops dead immediately after. Love loses, roll credits

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing

LUMBERDRAC

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

he was sooooo pissed this dipshit was getting those blocks stuck in the pipe

We are assisting to Bird stone age and i want everyone to know how privileged we are to see ir.

does anyone maybe want a quick headshot commission from me... my prices r listed on my blog but they start at $48 for a bust comm and i can have it done by the end of the following week

im on mobile so apologies for any issues with the formatting/quality but heres some examples of the styles i offer!

sketch:

bust $48 | hips/thighs up $75 | full body $108

basic color:

bust $60 | hips/thighs up $120 | full body $180

full color:

bust $90 | hips/thighs up $150 | full body $210

prices are per character and may increase for very complex designs. things like props, backgrounds, fully rendered hair, etc are all available as add-ons with an additional charge. if you have any questions please check the /commissioninfo page on my blog or feel free to DM me!

todays kabru and mithrun doodles

Whatever its called to have these kinds of colourful squares in your home i want it

Look

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

@oloreandil

thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them

Not falling alone anymore

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

SCRATCH THAT IT WAS A PINECONE

APOLOGIES FOR THE FALSE ADVERTISING

NO ONE IS MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN ME

NO

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE

OH MY GOD

OKAY, Y'KNOW-

I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

THERE IS NO PINECONE IS THERE

WE TRUSTED YOU. GOOSEGATE 2024

I AM GOING TO SET THE PINECONE ON FIRE

oh no the -

it's time to take the power back from Big Pinecone and give it to the people

YOU DID NOT MAKE FUCKING FANART FOR THIS GODDAMN POST

OH MY GOD

SINBAD:LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS (2003)