By my heel, I care not

what the hell did i do

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 11, 1901

knight miku yayyy

chemist unsettling normies compilation

boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

little strawberry thief!

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

It makes me happy when they listen

me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user