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Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That

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THERIDDLXR Indie roleplay blog for Edward Nygma from Gotham. Please read the rules before interacting! Header picture by dappercobblepot var sc_project=11101562; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="aa7dcac8"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("<sc"+"ript type='text/javascript' src='" + scJsHost+ "statcounter.com/counter/counter.js'></"+"script>");
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honkxhonk

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

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Oswald’s lips pursed into a thin line. They were right when they said that the person you care for the most, is the person you’ll let hurt you the most. “We both know that’s not entirely true. You may not like it but I’m ingrained in your sick brain as a constant reminder of who you really are. I MADE YOU.“ 

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Riddler.” Oswald mocked. “Are you a hundred percent sure you want to be called like that? Sounds like some kind of children’s board game from the 80s.”  Penguin retorted, trying to hide his hurt.
 “But you’re right at one point… you’re nothing like Edward. He was my friend… a dear, devoted friend. Something that you will never understand because you will never love anyone but yourself.”

“And you think ‘the penguin’ is a name to be proud of, do you?” The Riddler asked before he let out a cackle - far more to mock Oswald than out of any genuine amusement.

“Edward was my friend, and now he’s not here any more - boo hoo boo hoo...” Edward whined in a shrill, piercing tone. “Edward isn’t in control any more. It’s me now, and I am The Riddler.”

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honkxhonk

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

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Oswald’s lips pursed into a thin line. They were right when they said that the person you care for the most, is the person you’ll let hurt you the most. “We both know that’s not entirely true. You may not like it but I’m ingrained in your sick brain as a constant reminder of who you really are. I MADE YOU.“ 

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“Dear oh dear. What is black and white and getting rather upset?” The Riddler practically cooed to the shorter man, moving his hand up to his own cheek, drumming his long fingers.

“You may have meant something to Edward, but you mean nothing to me, The Riddler. Besides... I was in Edward’s life long before you were. But if you want to play the who created whom game, well, then I'm interested.”

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honkxhonk

Hi. I’m a Brazilian artist and one of the things I do is Wedding Cake Toppers in Funko POP style.

In November I’m going to visit my boyfriend in England, so if you live in the UK or in a nearby country, here’s your chance to buy an exclusive sculpture of the character of your choice. It can be you, your OC, your friend… everything is valid.

They have the exact same size as a Funko POP figure so you can display it in your collection. 

The price for each is 20 pounds plus shipping. The payment will be via paypal and the time for the manufacture of each doll is 15 working days. 

Please let me know if you are interested in ordering one because I intend to start making them here in Brazil before traveling. =)

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Did you miss me?

Hello everyone

Little update - @honkxhonk is coming over again in November and is going to spend Christmas with me, after that I will be going to Brazil to visit her family.

I do occasionally visit this blog to see how my activity is doing - so if you want to keep in contact then go ahead and message me

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// oh my goodness I just logged on for the first time in ages to find so many sweet messages

You're all so lovely, bless you <3

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I just dropped off @honkxhonk at the airport and I’ve been crying for the best part of three hours because I already miss her so much it hurts, but we had the best time ever and they have genuinely been the best three weeks of my life.

And because I’m a cocky bastard I’m going to include some reasons you should all be jealous of us:

- We make the CUTEST Nygmobblepot couple in cosplay

- We met Robin Lord Taylor and were in the same room as Sean Pertwee, Drew Powell, David Mazouz and Jessica Lucas.

- Sean Pertwee was standing behind me and I was too dopey to notice

- Robin congratulated us on our relationship, as we told him we met through Gotham roleplay

- Robin asked me for a hug after I read him my poem and said he would cherish it, which he is now in possession of

- Robin called me “my love” and said my poem was wonderful

- After these three weeks I am now 100% sure that Analice is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. We are completely compatible in every way and I cannot wait to see her again.

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I watched the video @honkxhonk took of me meeting Robin Lord Taylor and after I read my poem he actually says "oh Joey that was wonderful give me a hug” and he even said “thank you my love” 

He also congratulated us on our relationship and was happy we met because of Gotham

I have so many feelings

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More News

Okay so I don't know how many people still follow me (and how active those people are) but I have a big update to tell everyone in the Gotham fandom.

So I met Robin today with @honkxhonk while we were in Nygmobblepot cosplay.

He was a total sweetheart and took the time to listen to how we met through roleplaying as Edward and Oswald and how that led to our relationship today.

I also wrote a poem for him that I wrote out on parchment so I could read it to him before giving it to him and he was so kind about it. He gave me a big hug afterwards and told me I had to come find him again and he blew me a kiss too.

I'm still totally star struck I was almost shaking before I went to read it out to him and he was so kind about it and said he would cherish it.

It's just been so wonderful. 

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Update!

Goodness it’s been a while, but I thought I’d update you all on a lot of stuff because well, a lot has happened to me in real life and I do/did have a lot of friends on here that mean a lot to me (despite the fairweather friends that then turned out to be manipulative arseholes but -shrug- I HAVE MOVED ON)

Anyway, so onto the update

The lovely, talented, beautiful @honkxhonk and I are still going very strong. I am completely and utterly in love with her and she’s made me the happiest man in the world.

In 39 days (-vibrates-) she’s coming over to stay with me for a couple of days. Within that time we’re going to go to Heroes and Villains fanfest where we’ll be cosplaying Nygmobblepot AND we’re going to meet Robin Lord Taylor and Corey Michael Smith. I’m INTENSELY excited about this.

I’ve started transitioning. I’ve been on testosterone for a few weeks now, and already my voice is starting to deepen and I’ve got a few scattered hairs on my chest. I’m feeling a lot happier in my own body and while going through second puberty isn’t fun, I feel more like me.

Not only that but I HAVE A JOB. Not just any job but an amazing job. It pays £18k a year plus bonuses, pension scheme, private health care and all sorts of little perks like free gym membership and 50% off local restaurants. Everyone there is amazing and my German skills will come in handy as I’ll need to communicate with their office in Germany.

I would come back here because I’m very happy and I’m up for writing, only problem is my Ed muse is very much asleep! This might come back when the next episode is on, (especially when it’s riddley as fuck) but I’m not sure for now. 

But overall things were bad before, but now I feel like things couldn’t be better. I’m so happy and I feel so lucky.

Details on how to contact me under the cut if you want to chat!

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holy crap holy crap

after that episode I have to rp with a Jerome/Joker

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